sirenspull | ♱ 8 - Accidental Video ♱

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♱ 8 - Accidental Video ♱

[ Good afternoon, everyone. Please, enjoy your view of one Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, standing in the kitchen of the Stoker Manor, her blazer off, white sleeved shirt covered by the... pink apron she's wearing.

What is she doing, you might ask? She's attempting to cook, and by the looks of the kitchen, which is now a complete and utter DISASTER, she's not doing well.

Grumbling something, the heiress simply stares over at the stove, watching as the water she put on it just sort of boils over, along with the stupid spaghetti she put in it far too early. She continues staring for a moment, as though she really can't believe that this is happening, before she finally moves to turn the stove off.

In the process, however, she steps in some of the water that has boiled over onto the floor [fortunately, she's got shoes on!] and slides across it, having to rather ungracefully grapple onto the counter top to stay on her feet. This also sets off a chain reaction; a few of the jars that were on the counter are knocked down, crashing loudly onto the floor, sending whatever was in them splattering all over the place. ]

For fucks sake-- [ Fortunately, it is at this point the feed decides to end. ]

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Thank you. I'll go get things ready.

[ She flashes him a small smile, before grabbing her water and moving to go grab the DVD. From there, she brings it back out into the living room area and sets up the DVD player and TV, before plopping down onto the couch and waiting for poor Soma. ]

[Soma made quick work of the dishes, but he didn't come in immediately. The reason why became obvious as a popping sound came from the kitchen: can't watch movies without popcorn, Integra.]

[He came in once the popping had died, a big bowl of fluffy white popcorn for the both of them to share in his hands.]

[ Hey man, it's all good. She's fiddling around with the DVD box, anyways, reading up on the 'extras' and deleted scenes and all that. Blinking when the poor young man enters, she scoots over on the couch to make room for him. ]

[Soma slipped down next to her, setting the popcorn bowel between them. He blinked at the screen she was shuffling through, tilting his head.]

I don't understand why they include things like this on DVDs. If the scene was deleted, there's a good reason for it, right? Why show it off after the fact?

[...so. The scene was Dracula reincarnated sitting next to the daughter of Helsing, commenting on a movie that came out back in the 1970s. The ridiculousness of the situation brought to his mind the image of a super deformed Dracula faceplanting over it. He had to bite his lip to keep from smiling.]

[ Crossing her left leg over her right, she merely shrugged her shoulders a bit, chuckling. ]

I suppose it makes the film more 'valuable' or something. Especially a classic like this. This is one of Alucard's favorite movies, I should point out.

[ And thus, she clicks back to the main menu, and hits play. The opening scene begins. ]

...And you will see why in a moment.

[ Pausing, she jumps up, flicks the lights off for -ADDED EFFECT- and sits back down next to Soma again. ]

[Soma raised an eyebrow at her, but didn't comment as the movie continued. Strange that the credits were shown at the beginning of the movie, he didn't think they did things like that outside of TV. Also strange, most of the people were probably dead in his time...]

[...okay, people hanging around on the beach, drinking and... something? Wow, this movie was old. He could count the grains dancing along people's faces.]

[...oooo...kay... and suddenly people are running around throwing off clothes. He couldn't help but think that Alucard's favorite part; what a pervert.]

[...hey, maybe if he squinted, he'd be able to see if she really was completely naked or n--]

[Soma first jumped when the woman in the water suddenly jerked around. It was so obviously fake, but damn if the sudden movement didn't make his heart hit the back of his throat.]

Oh...

[ Integra stopped watching the movie within the first few minutes. Instead, she was casually glancing at poor Soma out of the corner of her eye, watching his reactions and trying not to smile.

At this point, the poor woman in the water was doomed; her horrified screams of 'GOD HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME' didn't seem to bother Integra much, nor did the fact that she was being jerked through the water.

After the last screams of "PLEASE GOD HELP", the woman disappeared into the depths, and Integra bit her tongue to keep herself from snickering. ]

...Do you see why?

[Soma pressed a hand to his forehead.]

Oh... yes... I completely understand...

...I should have made you watch this before we went to the beach.

[ She smirked, taking a few popcorn kernels and popping them into her mouth. Really, his reactions were far more entertaining than the movie itself. ]

[Soma made a face.]

I'm... rather glad you didn't...

Well, if anything, this movie has an interesting concept, I suppose. I've got a few other movies I picked up, but I haven't seen them before... probably because they were made years after my time. Horror movies, mind you.

[ She shrugs. Because really, not much scares her... it's nice to try once and a while, though. ]

Oh, really? What are they, maybe I know them.

...I believe one is 'The Ring', 'The Grudge', and 'Quarantine'.

[Soma's eyes light up at the first one.]

The Ring! That's a classic.

Oh? So it's not bad, then? I must admit, most horror movies are quite disappointing to me anymore.

[ She hummed thoughtfully. The very idea of actually getting scared over something... was actually a nice one. ]

Would you watch that one with me, too, then? At some point, at least.

[Soma smiled faintly. Creepy children in TVs, seven days, ect? It seemed so corny to him now, but he remembered being terrified of it as a kid and not able to look at a TV for days afterward.]

Sure.

[ She smiled as well, before tilting her head. ]

I've also got one called '30 Days of Night'. It appears to be some form of vampire movie...

[Soma paused at that, raising an eyebrow.]

...real vampires?

No, not real vampires. I don't know. It isn't a documentary... I'm not sure.

[ Integra shrugged, before taking another sip of her water, huffing when she realized she'd finished her bottle. ]

No, I--

...nevermind. I'm sure they wouldn't actually make a documentary.

...Well, they could. I mean, they do have documentaries about them... not that anyone believes them, considering that most of them pop up during Halloween.

[ A pause. ]

...What happens during Halloween around here?

[Soma had been about to take a drink... only to end up choking on it at her question.]

H-Halloween?

[ A brow arched. What a reaction. ]

...Yes. Halloween. You know, the holiday in which tiny children go out and get candy from strangers whilst dressed awkwardly.

O-oh, right.

I wouldn't know. I'm too old for that stuff.

[LA DE DA NOT LOOKING AT YOU ALL THE GUILT RIGHT HERE.]

...You're lying, aren't you.

[ STAAAAARE. ]

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