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sirenspull2012-08-03 01:10 pm
integra_hellsing) wrote in sirenspull2012-08-03 01:10 pm
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♱ 8 - Accidental Video ♱
[ Good afternoon, everyone. Please, enjoy your view of one Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, standing in the kitchen of the Stoker Manor, her blazer off, white sleeved shirt covered by the... pink apron she's wearing.
What is she doing, you might ask? She's attempting to cook, and by the looks of the kitchen, which is now a complete and utter DISASTER, she's not doing well.
Grumbling something, the heiress simply stares over at the stove, watching as the water she put on it just sort of boils over, along with the stupid spaghetti she put in it far too early. She continues staring for a moment, as though she really can't believe that this is happening, before she finally moves to turn the stove off.
In the process, however, she steps in some of the water that has boiled over onto the floor [fortunately, she's got shoes on!] and slides across it, having to rather ungracefully grapple onto the counter top to stay on her feet. This also sets off a chain reaction; a few of the jars that were on the counter are knocked down, crashing loudly onto the floor, sending whatever was in them splattering all over the place. ]
For fucks sake-- [ Fortunately, it is at this point the feed decides to end. ]
What is she doing, you might ask? She's attempting to cook, and by the looks of the kitchen, which is now a complete and utter DISASTER, she's not doing well.
Grumbling something, the heiress simply stares over at the stove, watching as the water she put on it just sort of boils over, along with the stupid spaghetti she put in it far too early. She continues staring for a moment, as though she really can't believe that this is happening, before she finally moves to turn the stove off.
In the process, however, she steps in some of the water that has boiled over onto the floor [fortunately, she's got shoes on!] and slides across it, having to rather ungracefully grapple onto the counter top to stay on her feet. This also sets off a chain reaction; a few of the jars that were on the counter are knocked down, crashing loudly onto the floor, sending whatever was in them splattering all over the place. ]
For fucks sake-- [ Fortunately, it is at this point the feed decides to end. ]
[Video] 1/2
A- Ah, I see. Well, I've learned myself that it isn't as easy as it looks, I need a bit of practice myself so I'm afraid I can't help there..
[Video] 2/2
However I can help you with your choice of fashion, there's no reason to look gaudy when cooking, you know. You should consider getting an apron color that compliments you! Chamoisse, perhaps~!
[ Video ]
...I wasn't going for fashion. I could care less about that sort of thing.
[ This isn't going to end well... ]
[ Video ]
It's an understandable, rookie mistake. Simply put, when someone knows they look good, they feel good. And when they feel good, they become relaxed and confident!
It turns out that something you could care less about could very well help you in this situation, don't you think~?
[ Video ]
[ Her eyes narrow a bit at the other woman, and it's clear she's not at all amused. ]
I think fashion is ridiculous.
[ Video ]
[Hattie seems doubtful, however she's suddenly taken aback with an appropriately overdramatic gasp.]
E- Excuse me?? I believe you're taking out your kitchen frustrations on the wrong thing!
[ Video ]
[ She smiles now, although it's a bit of a creepy smile. ]
Hardly. Fashion is ridiculous, I find that most people who are into it are quite superficial and fake.
[ Video ]
Superficial and fake? Those are your reasons? And just what kind of career do you have that's filled with people whom don't have those qualities, hmn? I'd love to know.
[ Video ]
[ Her smile merely widens, though, because she's hardly done. ]
My hands are constantly soiled with the blood of both the innocent and the corrupt, my dear... I don't just sit around and let others just do the killing for me, you see. I go out and do it, too, and I enjoy it.
[ Her grin never falters as she stares back at poor Hattie. ]
...Tell me, what do you do for a living, hm?
[ Video ]
...
[She's not sure why, but she's starting to panic and shies away from the screen. Frankly she should be proud that she has the priviledge to get others to do work for her! And yet, she can't help but feel that's a loaded question. ABORT. ABORT!]
Oh, I.. Ah. Well, I'm.. I'm in transition right now! Th- That said, I.. I suppose your occupation isn't exactly 'compatible' with.. You know..
[ Video ]
[ Where poor Hattie shies away, Integra advances, leaning eerily close to the screen. She's having far too much fun with this! ]
Please, do go on.
[ Video ]
Oh goodness, would you just look at the time! I really should be on my way, so..
[Rather than defend her passion she's just gonna go THATTA way. You're far too unladylike for her. WEIRDO.]
[ Video ]
...Well, then. Thank you for this conversation... I'm sure we'll be speaking again very soon.
[ Read: Integra's got someone new to troll! ]
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