sirenspull | ♱ 8 - Accidental Video ♱

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♱ 8 - Accidental Video ♱

[ Good afternoon, everyone. Please, enjoy your view of one Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, standing in the kitchen of the Stoker Manor, her blazer off, white sleeved shirt covered by the... pink apron she's wearing.

What is she doing, you might ask? She's attempting to cook, and by the looks of the kitchen, which is now a complete and utter DISASTER, she's not doing well.

Grumbling something, the heiress simply stares over at the stove, watching as the water she put on it just sort of boils over, along with the stupid spaghetti she put in it far too early. She continues staring for a moment, as though she really can't believe that this is happening, before she finally moves to turn the stove off.

In the process, however, she steps in some of the water that has boiled over onto the floor [fortunately, she's got shoes on!] and slides across it, having to rather ungracefully grapple onto the counter top to stay on her feet. This also sets off a chain reaction; a few of the jars that were on the counter are knocked down, crashing loudly onto the floor, sending whatever was in them splattering all over the place. ]

For fucks sake-- [ Fortunately, it is at this point the feed decides to end. ]

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[ Poor, poor Soma. He'd probably noticed that she had a death grip on the stupid spoon, to the point where her knuckles were actually turning white. Perhaps this was why Walter didn't want her going anywhere near his kitchen.

She finally allowed her grip to loosen ever so slightly, however, when she felt his hand enclose around hers. It was comforting in a way, and for a brief moment, she felt as though now she couldn't mess it up. ]

Oh. Forgive me, I suppose I'm not used to doing things gently.

Considering the company you keep, I'm not surprised.

[He smiled gently, keeping his hand over hers, but he stopped the stirring.]

Here, you continue.

Speaking of which... Alucard hasn't tried to take you out again, has he?

[ She peered up at Soma for a moment when she felt him stop stirring, but she offered him a small smile in return, before turning back to the pot. She carefully began to stir it, just as he'd shown her, and she found much better results this way. ]

This isn't so hard after all.

No, he hasn't... yet.

[He allowed himself a grin, before moving away, feeling like it was safe to get the sauce started.]

Cooking isn't that difficult. It's just important not to panic and over do things.

Hn. Try not to let him bully you too much. I know that can be a difficult task... he feels this is the only way you will learn. I say this because he did the exact same thing to me when I was a little girl.

[ She continued carefully stirring the noodles, her gaze once again fixed on the pot. Like hell she'd take her eyes off of the damned thing now. ]

I suppose so. Hn, even so, you and Walter make it look easier than it truly is.

Don't forget, I've been doing this since I was young...

[He poured the sauce in a pan, before shuffling over to the fridge and locating a green and red bell pepper. He brought them back, cutting up half each before dumping them in the sauce and moving the pan to another burner.]

I've picked up a thing or two.

As for Alucard, I just hope what he did doesn't come back to bite me... no pun intended.

You're lucky. I wish Walter would have let me learn, too.

[ She continued stirring her noodles, glancing over and watching Soma with the sauce. Really, this whole cooking thing was so new to her, every little thing seemed to interest her. ]

Do you think it will?

Dunno... sometimes when I go out at night, I feel weird. Not... bad, just weird.

[He shifted the pan around to the shift the sauce, before taking another wooden spoon and stirring it around.]

It's good you're going out, though. I'm glad the experience hasn't stopped you from doing so.

[ Because she'd kill the damned vampire if they had to start again with poor Soma. Well, maybe not KILL, but she'd maim him and blow off certain parts of his anatomy to the point where it would take him days to regenerate them, if she had to. ]

Well, I admit I didn't want to at first, but I didn't want to think of what Alucard would do if I refused to go back out...

As I said, don't let him bully you. I will speak to him again about it.

[ ...of course, the last time she'd asked him not to take the young man out, he'd called Soma her boyfriend. Her eye twitches a bit at the memory. ]

Even so, I think you're doing remarkably well.

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Don't worry about it; as much as I like to see him shot at, I think reprimanding him more will just make him act out.

[He paused, tilting his head.]

...he's kinda like a little kid.

[He didn't respond to the compliment, though his face did pink a little.]

Yes, I suppose you're right.

[ She hummed, before shrugging. ]

...Now you're just being far too kind to him.

[ She offered Soma another small smile, before pausing. ]

Ah, that reminds me. I went and bought a copy of that movie I was telling you about, Jaws. Would you like to watch it with me tonight?

Oh... okay.

[Soma paused a moment.]

...we're not going to the beach tomorrow, right?

No, not unless you want to.

[ She blinks, and then smirks. ]

...You aren't afraid of sharks, are you?

Of course not! That would be silly for someone like me.

[...now if only his tone of voice was as convincing as his words.]

Good. I think you will enjoy this movie.

[ She's far too pleased now, unfortunately. ]

I remember the first time my father let me watch Jaws. I was maybe... four? Five? We took a trip to the coast a few days later, and he couldn't imagine why I was screaming every time he tried to get me to come into the water with him.

[...great, he's feeling so confident about this now.]

[Eff his life.]

Oh, come now. It's just an old movie... considering the time you are from, you may even find it funny.

[ ...Except she doubts that. ]

[...he didn't think of that.]

Yeah, true. The special effects probably don't look very real.

Probably not, at least for you. Although they are impressive for the time.

I guess so.

[He'll take her word on that.]

Should we make popcorn?

Yes. We'll eat dinner first, though, hm? It's a bit gorey, and while something tells me it wouldn't bother you... eating spaghetti while watching it just isn't appealing.

[...eff his life.]

No, I guess not.

[He tested the sauce, before shutting off the heat to both burners.]

That should be good now.

[He pushed himself up to his toes, looking through the cabinets for a strainer.]

...Think of Alucard. In shark form.

[ She chuckled, moving to go pull out two plates and some forks. ]

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