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[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer is lounging at Merlotte's, of all places. With a book, and a glass of--well, whatever he happened to grab. It might be water.]

Well, someone wake the Gregorians, I think it's my birthday.

Let's start the festivities.

[Basically, no one should plan on leaving their home. Maybe ever again.]

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[mostbeautiful]

Your Birthday? Many happy returns of the day!

[thelightbringer]

[Ah, a face he's actually glad to see!] Thank you, Dorian. I hope you'll come down to share the joy.

I have a surprise for you, anyway.

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[in_a_dark_wood]

[Dante tilts his head slightly.]

Your birthday?

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[thelightbringer]

6-6-...12, in this case.

It was funnier six years ago, but I was indisposed so I'll just have to make up for lost time now.

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[thelittlestbub]

[She so is not on enough drugs to deal with a weirdorama Lucifer.]

Your birthday? Wanna come over for a beer and ice cream?

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[thelightbringer]

Aren't those supposed to be rootbeer floats?

[Teasing, teasing.]

I'll swing by, sure. If you don't mind a dog and a pair of lions tagging along.

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[ofthursday]

[He knows he shouldn't be responding, but since he's well again he'll have to talk to Lucifer soon anyway to set up their little dates once again, and this is too weird to pass up.]

You don't have a birthday. Not in this sense, at least.

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[thelightbringer]

6-6-6. Don't tell me you've missed that. But like I've said, I was out of town that year, so...

[But now he has you here, so.]

Are you coming down, or does Crowley have you chained to the bed again?

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[corks]

Hmmmm.

[He has an interested little smile on his face.]

Didn't know you had one. Either way, happy birthday, Lucifer.

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[thelightbringer]

Tell you what, Jacob. We can share.

[There is absolutely no devious plan involved here.]

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[magnetic_magpie]

[He might just be laying on the roof. Maybe. That would explain the extreme lens flare, which combined with sunlight bouncing off his hair makes video rather pointless. He's enjoying this until the clouds come back.]

If I don't remember this for when it rolls around back home, everyone panicking over the date is going to be much less funny.

[Because 6-6-06 is next year, in his time. And people are all ready claiming it's going to be the end of the world.]

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[thelightbringer]

Well now I wish I could go with you. I'd bring a party hat and a kazoo.

And the Apocalypse, of course.

[uberboned]

[...Wait.

Six... Six. You douche.]

I'm gonna be honest and say it took me a minute.

[HI, LUCIFER. Michael told him to be nice. So here he is... being nice.]

[thelightbringer]

[...For several minutes he has no idea how to respond.]

Are you drunk?

[worldhaditsway]

You have an actual birthday? [Puzzled Christina is puzzled. THEY DIDN'T HAVE CALENDARS BACK THEN, DID THEY?]

[thelightbringer]

It's a joke. Gregorian calendar...six, six--twelve. Close enough, right?

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[paterelohim]

Not enough sixes, jagoff.

[He's only saying this without fearing for his life because he has a bottle of booze waiting if Lucifer shows up at his place.]

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[thelightbringer]

I was in a cage six years ago, and no one brought me a cake. You know what they say...you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

[And for Lucifer, that includes celebrating his own life 8( he does it. All alone.]

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[servingfather]

[Pffft, really?]

If I bake a cake and it's horrible will you still eat it?

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[thelightbringer]

[Michael could basically give him a rock to eat and Lucifer would consider it.]

Yes. If you let me watch you make it.

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[momchester]

For the record, Devil's food cake is amazing.

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[thelightbringer]

But it's so predictable in this case.

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[southernreaper]

[Okay, for the sanctity of food, Kevin has to step in. Because... He can make a cake, and it'll be good, and Lucifer will like it and he still feels really awkward that he owes a debt to two archangels for saving his life when it was his own fault for not realizing the Void was there... Basically, you're getting a cake, even if you creep him out, Lucifer.]

I c'n make ya a Black Forest Cake.

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[magnetic_magpie]

Encryptions Kevin. Angels like sweet things - fruits are a good way to go.

[And here's the file again. Just in case you need it.]

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[predominates]

[ Irene wonders how literally she should take that. And she's happy to ask. ]

So, what is the birthday boy going to do to celebrate?

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[thelightbringer]

Oh, he's open to suggestions.

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[the_dead_pool2]

You should get a metal band to play, that'd be pretty rocking. Maybe some pyrotechnics, a stage, and of course a fountain of booze, in the shape of a flower, just to switch things up. And of course, a furry wall.

[Yeah, that sounds pretty much like one of the best parties ever]

Oh, and a stripper cake of course.

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[thelightbringer]

Where does one get a stripper this time of day?

[He was hoping to hear from you.

Though he has no idea what a 'furry wall' is supposed to mean.]

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[symmachy]

Happy birthday.

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[thelightbringer]

Thank you. If you're looking for the party, it's open to everyone.

[because there is no official party. Just a bar.]

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[guerrilla_morph]

what you want for your birthday

a playstation

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[thelightbringer]

A surprise.

[Curiosity: snagged.]

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[shifting]

[and guess who finally finished enough paperwork to come out of his office?]

Did I just hear you right? Shit, and me without a present to give.

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[thelightbringer]

And here I thought you liked me.

[His pitiful face is so pitiful there is no way he means it seriously.]

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[arealgem]

[Have a chipper, NOT ill Ruby!]

Happy birthday, Lucifer~

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[thelightbringer]

Thank you, Ruby. I expect you're coming down?

[He hadn't planned on a get-together, actually, because who would show up?

Apparently multiple people. The more you know.]

[athermercy]

Witty. Happy birthday, Lucifer.

[thelightbringer]

Thank you, Elaine. Are you coming on down?

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[thefourteenth]

The Gregorians?

[She can't resist the urge to poke at a so-called angel. Their devil, at that.]