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[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer is lounging at Merlotte's, of all places. With a book, and a glass of--well, whatever he happened to grab. It might be water.]

Well, someone wake the Gregorians, I think it's my birthday.

Let's start the festivities.

[Basically, no one should plan on leaving their home. Maybe ever again.]

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[paterelohim]

Not enough sixes, jagoff.

[He's only saying this without fearing for his life because he has a bottle of booze waiting if Lucifer shows up at his place.]

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[thelightbringer]

I was in a cage six years ago, and no one brought me a cake. You know what they say...you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

[And for Lucifer, that includes celebrating his own life 8( he does it. All alone.]

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[paterelohim]

That would make you a... Gemini?

Yeah, I'd buy it.

I think more people would bring you cake if you didn't try to kill so many of them.

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[thelightbringer]

Are you calling me two-faced?

[He smirks, though, and lets Frasier climb up onto his lap.]

If more people could make a cake I'd want to eat, maybe I'd let them live.

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[southernreaper]

[Well, he could, and Chuck should remember Pie Day, when Kevin made ALL THE PIES. But... Oh, alright, he'll make a cake. Tell Zach to come get it because you creep Kevin out.]

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[paterelohim]

What kind of cake is bad enough that you'd deserve to die?

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[thelightbringer]

You've heard of black pudding?

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[paterelohim]

Ew.