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[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer is lounging at Merlotte's, of all places. With a book, and a glass of--well, whatever he happened to grab. It might be water.]

Well, someone wake the Gregorians, I think it's my birthday.

Let's start the festivities.

[Basically, no one should plan on leaving their home. Maybe ever again.]

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[thelittlestbub]

[She so is not on enough drugs to deal with a weirdorama Lucifer.]

Your birthday? Wanna come over for a beer and ice cream?

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[thelightbringer]

Aren't those supposed to be rootbeer floats?

[Teasing, teasing.]

I'll swing by, sure. If you don't mind a dog and a pair of lions tagging along.

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[thelittlestbub]

You assume I was making floats. I was just offering a beer.

[Grins. She does like you, Lucifer.]

Sure, why not? I live with Loki, Deadpool and Tony after all.

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[thelightbringer]

I haven't met Tony.

[But he likes Loki (which is a surprise for him), and even Deadpool.]

I'll drop by in a few hours. Waiting for someone to get here to work first.

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[thelittlestbub]

Hey, I'm off work tonight, so pop by whenever....

[Head tilt]

Who are we picking on today?

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[thelightbringer]

Sam. [he gestures up at a sign over his shoulder] Merlotte. He gave me the idea for all this--unintentionally, but an idea's an idea.

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[thelittlestbub]

People do tend to forget that you are Lucifer. It's a shame when that happens to nice guys like Sam. Not going to damage him permanently are we?

[Yes, she will scold you like you are five. Because... well, because.]

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[thelightbringer]

Oh, don't worry, he has a safe word.

[He grins]

But you know, he probably would have an easier time if he believed in things like me.

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[thelittlestbub]

Well, I have learned that you take very good care of your toys, so I won't worry.

... too much, anyway. I happen to like Sam, though, so be nice.

[Yes, angels are above her paygrade, but so is Wolverine and she teases him.]

Probably yes. But, empirical evidence is right in front of him. If he can't trust his own eyes...

It's a shame, really.

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[thelightbringer]

Oh, I'm only as nice as he wants anyone to be.

[He nods, ruefully.]

In his defense, he still hasn't seen God. And my brothers aren't the typical representation of angels...

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[thelittlestbub]

I haven't seen God either. Doesn't mean I ignore the proof of one in front of my face.

[She pauses. Wait.]

Okay, I haven't met your God. I mean, I live with Loki, know Thor, and was practically raised by Storm, so.

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[thelightbringer]

He's seen powerful beings. But he's also killed one of them; I think in his world that doesn't match up with the lore.

Not that I'm complaining. He wouldn't come near me if he thought I was really what they say I am.

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[thelittlestbub]

Man if you wanna compare powerful beings...

[Mojo, Apocalypse, Galactus, Jean...]

Well, I believe you are who you say you are and the door's open. So it all evens out I guess.