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[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer is lounging at Merlotte's, of all places. With a book, and a glass of--well, whatever he happened to grab. It might be water.]

Well, someone wake the Gregorians, I think it's my birthday.

Let's start the festivities.

[Basically, no one should plan on leaving their home. Maybe ever again.]

Comments

[worldhaditsway]

You have an actual birthday? [Puzzled Christina is puzzled. THEY DIDN'T HAVE CALENDARS BACK THEN, DID THEY?]

[thelightbringer]

It's a joke. Gregorian calendar...six, six--twelve. Close enough, right?

[worldhaditsway]

[And all she got out of that, because that much is obvious, and those numbers kinda set off Kill Bill sirens in her head is...] Oh my God, I keep forgetting it's 2012. We were supposed to have flying cars by now.

[thelightbringer]

And talking dogs?

[worldhaditsway]

Debatable. But I think they have those here, anyway.