[Video]

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer is lounging at Merlotte's, of all places. With a book, and a glass of--well, whatever he happened to grab. It might be water.]

Well, someone wake the Gregorians, I think it's my birthday.

Let's start the festivities.

[Basically, no one should plan on leaving their home. Maybe ever again.]

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[uberboned]

So that's it then. Daddy's within forty feet of us and we're all... Apathetic about it.

[thelightbringer]

I'm not. I just don't want to tell him what a mean bastard he is. He's not going to apologize to you, or me, or Michael, and he isn't going to care that you're upset. You're wasting your time. You want to give him the middle finger? I've done that. You're a few centuries too late, little brother [he sneers faintly as he says it]

I want to kill him. Are you suddenly on board with that, too?

[uberboned]

[And once again, Gabriel isn't sure what he wants. Besides the angels living in relative peace to one another, but that's never going to happen, not when Gabriel made his stand for humanity and then buried himself in it.

Not that he'll admit that.]

No, but if you pull it off, I'll buy whatever bridge you happen to be selling.