Crowley (
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Someone within this city is going to buy me a drink. Immediately. I prefer scotch, but really, anything will do. I also require a sledgehammer. Crowbars are also acceptable.
Your generosity will be repaid tenfold in both money, good will, and the feathers that I will be tearing out of my favorite down pillow. If you so choose to remain so, anonymous donations can be dropped off at my mailbox at the post office.
Remember: generosity is a virtue, not a sin.
x Crowley.
Your generosity will be repaid tenfold in both money, good will, and the feathers that I will be tearing out of my favorite down pillow. If you so choose to remain so, anonymous donations can be dropped off at my mailbox at the post office.
Remember: generosity is a virtue, not a sin.
x Crowley.
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I am going to connect it to Castiel's skull.
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[They look odd, but taste really good.]
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Is the apple pie alcoholic.
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But what are you going to do with said crowbar or sledgehammer if someone does provide it to you? Looking to do a bit of redecorating of your home, or what?
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I know you had something to do with this, jackass.
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Well, it's not really a crowbar, more an iron pole I broke off a lamppost, but it's about the right size and heft.
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[He'll just need to wear gloves.]
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News at 11.
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[Guess who has no trouble keeping a straight face at all times?]
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Starting with that fucking chicken.
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I will meet you at your workplace in an hour.
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fkgjhfgkjh bones <3
As such, I require liquor.
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These feathers are magical, my dear.
Trust me, they're one in a million.
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my soul for a new pair of nylons
theres a run in these
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[She can borrow the latter from Raul.]
Bad day?
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However, sometimes, you just need a taste of the finer things in life.
And I would rather kill myself than drink this piss known as Corona.
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[He would never use that choice of wording with anyone else. 8|]
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