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[integrity]

Someone within this city is going to buy me a drink. Immediately. I prefer scotch, but really, anything will do. I also require a sledgehammer. Crowbars are also acceptable.

Your generosity will be repaid tenfold in both money, good will, and the feathers that I will be tearing out of my favorite down pillow. If you so choose to remain so, anonymous donations can be dropped off at my mailbox at the post office.

Remember: generosity is a virtue, not a sin.

x Crowley.

Comments

[longaevus]

How much scotch?

[integrity]

A glass will do.

[longaevus]

Just the one? [ She's a little surprised, last time it was a bottle ]

[integrity]

Numerous individuals have offered to buy me drinks.

Weirdly.

[longaevus]

I don't find that quite so strange.

[integrity]

You are, quite possibly, the only person who finds it to be normal.

[longaevus]

I have, shall we say, a unique perspective, and a rather open mind.

[integrity]

Clearly.

[longaevus]

Will you be alright?

[integrity]

It takes much more to hurt my feelings than a well-mannered prank, I assure you.

[longaevus]

I'm glad, or I may have had to worry.