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[integrity]

Someone within this city is going to buy me a drink. Immediately. I prefer scotch, but really, anything will do. I also require a sledgehammer. Crowbars are also acceptable.

Your generosity will be repaid tenfold in both money, good will, and the feathers that I will be tearing out of my favorite down pillow. If you so choose to remain so, anonymous donations can be dropped off at my mailbox at the post office.

Remember: generosity is a virtue, not a sin.

x Crowley.

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[scarlet_kitsch]

"Idle hands are the Devil's tools."

Curious to see if you can.

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[integrity]

Lucky for me that I shrugged off his influence a long time ago, hm?

I'll update you immediately once I find out.