sirenspull | 17 [Text]

Entry tags:

!: crowley,
c: ahiru,
c: anthony j. crowley,
c: castiel,
c: irene adler,
c: leonard mccoy,
c: raul creed,
c: sam merlotte,
c: wanda maximoff,
c: zoey

17 [Text]

Someone within this city is going to buy me a drink. Immediately. I prefer scotch, but really, anything will do. I also require a sledgehammer. Crowbars are also acceptable.

Your generosity will be repaid tenfold in both money, good will, and the feathers that I will be tearing out of my favorite down pillow. If you so choose to remain so, anonymous donations can be dropped off at my mailbox at the post office.

Remember: generosity is a virtue, not a sin.

x Crowley.