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[integrity]

Someone within this city is going to buy me a drink. Immediately. I prefer scotch, but really, anything will do. I also require a sledgehammer. Crowbars are also acceptable.

Your generosity will be repaid tenfold in both money, good will, and the feathers that I will be tearing out of my favorite down pillow. If you so choose to remain so, anonymous donations can be dropped off at my mailbox at the post office.

Remember: generosity is a virtue, not a sin.

x Crowley.

Comments

[integrity]

And SERO has yet to break into the market?

[What in the actual fuck, Siren's Port.]

[that_is_asecret]

Not particularly, they don't seem to have an interest in doing so. Trying to seem more legitimate I suppose.

[integrity]

As if pornogoraphy isn't a legitimate way to make money.

[that_is_asecret]

I've heard its why the internet was created.

[There was a song about it too]

[integrity]

[ ... the tiniest arching of his eyebrows.]

A sound theory.