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[integrity]

Someone within this city is going to buy me a drink. Immediately. I prefer scotch, but really, anything will do. I also require a sledgehammer. Crowbars are also acceptable.

Your generosity will be repaid tenfold in both money, good will, and the feathers that I will be tearing out of my favorite down pillow. If you so choose to remain so, anonymous donations can be dropped off at my mailbox at the post office.

Remember: generosity is a virtue, not a sin.

x Crowley.

Comments

[that_is_asecret]

[He calmly motions for him to sit at his table while a waiter brings out the scotch in an ice cold glass]

Rough day, Mr. Crowley?

[integrity]

A group of individuals stole my things for sport.

[Irritated, he sits down.]

[that_is_asecret]

Ah, playing a prank on you for fun I assume.

[He takes a little sip of his tea]

[integrity]

For fun, revenge. Same difference, really.

[that_is_asecret]

Thats very true.

[He takes a sip of his tea]

Are you planning on continuing the prank war?

[integrity]

I plan on ending it.

[See: Yes.]

[that_is_asecret]

Well, let me know if you need any help with that.

[Pranks are fun]

[integrity]

Would you be interested in replacing an entire library of books with pornography?

[that_is_asecret]

Sounds quite fun.

[He takes a sip of his tea, and tilts his head and almost as an afterthought]

We do have access to a variety of AGI materials after all.

[integrity]

[There's a soft snort of approval.]

AGI collects pornography?

[that_is_asecret]

Produces, actually. They are rather well known for it.

[It did nothing for him except amusement]

[integrity]

And SERO has yet to break into the market?

[What in the actual fuck, Siren's Port.]

[that_is_asecret]

Not particularly, they don't seem to have an interest in doing so. Trying to seem more legitimate I suppose.

[integrity]

As if pornogoraphy isn't a legitimate way to make money.

[that_is_asecret]

I've heard its why the internet was created.

[There was a song about it too]

[integrity]

[ ... the tiniest arching of his eyebrows.]

A sound theory.