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[shifting]

All right. We're havin' an event at Merlotte's. It's been too damn long and I've missed the big ones, so I'm decidin' right now that one's happening. ....Wednesday. There, it's decided. M'callin' it "Take Back The Night". There'll be live music and drink specials and all sorts of good times. Just for fun, it'll be a semi-formal theme.

We're also still hirin' for a number of positions, and I'm in need of an assistant manager in a pretty bad way. Come on in for an interview any day this week between 2 an' 4.

[reaching over to shut off the monitor. Stops. Squints.]

...And I'd just like to say to certain unnamed parties that I taste just fine, so fuck you.

[click]

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[ergomaniac]

[He'd intended to address the actual point of the post, but he's brought up short by - ]

What do you mean, "certain parties"?

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[manofthenorth]

[ He'll reply later. For now he sits back and watches the fireworks quietly. ]

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[thelittlestbub]

Taste...

[Visible paling. See, she's a tough girl and will take on just about everything, but vampires? Thanks, but she was there during the two Dracula things. She's not too proud to admit she ended up hiding under a table.]

Sam, you ran across the vampires?

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[thelightbringer]

[Oh, hi, Sam. Don't mind if he just appears next to you.] What goes on at an event at Merlotte's? [Since he knows there won't be dancing.]

By the by, if you get yourself bit trying to prove you taste fine, Miles will throw a fit. Isn't it easier to just let someone vouch for you?

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[awakenings]

[...Wait, what's this now?]

What's the PSA about, Sam?

[magnetic_magpie]

An event hm? I might pass off watch duties for an evening.

[He'll probably show up.]

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[bloodthirsts]

Why would you want someone to know you taste good...

[paterelohim]

[Sob why does his life need a 'no homo' disclaimer.]

How exactly do you know what you taste like?

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[momchester]

...Right.

Do you have any plans to somehow make Merlotte's into a private residence for the night? Or... anything like that?

[Because hi, Sam, gathering together potential victims.]

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[axemeaquestion]

Taste? [PAAAAUSE.] Please don't tell me that means what I think it means.

[aka vampires obviously but she figures he gets the gist.]

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[pandorabox]

[... noooot sure how to address the last part, so--]

Hiring for what kinda positions?

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[tea_lover64]

[ Iroh is genuinely a little confused about the statement. Didn't people genuinely not want to be eaten?]

Ah, I would like to help you, but I'm afraid I am starting to overextend myself. I hope you'll find the help you need, Sam.

[He pauses for a moment deciding whether to broke the other subject. He can't help but mention, with a curious expression on his face ]

Why are you concerned with how you taste?

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[failedparenting]

You got any other positions open? Security maybe?

[Because man, part-time isn't cutting it anymore]

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[olderthanyourjesus]

I can always be a third party in the tasting. [Oh hey, impulsive vampire with more blood on him.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Have you any decently strong spirits?

[hisoldgirl]

How are you aware of your own taste? Do you lick yourself? Oh, or bite? Biting is fun, don't you think?

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[rhythminmysoul]

That sounds wonderful! I'll make sure to try and attend.