[video]

[shifting]

All right. We're havin' an event at Merlotte's. It's been too damn long and I've missed the big ones, so I'm decidin' right now that one's happening. ....Wednesday. There, it's decided. M'callin' it "Take Back The Night". There'll be live music and drink specials and all sorts of good times. Just for fun, it'll be a semi-formal theme.

We're also still hirin' for a number of positions, and I'm in need of an assistant manager in a pretty bad way. Come on in for an interview any day this week between 2 an' 4.

[reaching over to shut off the monitor. Stops. Squints.]

...And I'd just like to say to certain unnamed parties that I taste just fine, so fuck you.

[click]

Comments

[video]

[failedparenting]

You got any other positions open? Security maybe?

[Because man, part-time isn't cutting it anymore]

[video]

[shifting]

Yeah, we've got positions. What qualifies you?

[video]

[failedparenting]

Twenty-two years experience hunting monsters and two tours in Vietnam.

[Does he win?]

Also, I learned a lot of the trade from a guy who specialized in hunting vampires. Just so you know.

[video]

[shifting]

You have any powers?

[video]

[failedparenting]

Not that I know of.

[video]

[shifting]

What do you use? ...Guns?

Re: [video]

[failedparenting]

[He laughs]

I can if you want me to. Look man, I wouldn't have asked if I couldn't handle myself hand-to-hand.

[video]

[shifting]

I know. But it's different in a world where everyone's got powers. You know that.