[video]

[shifting]

All right. We're havin' an event at Merlotte's. It's been too damn long and I've missed the big ones, so I'm decidin' right now that one's happening. ....Wednesday. There, it's decided. M'callin' it "Take Back The Night". There'll be live music and drink specials and all sorts of good times. Just for fun, it'll be a semi-formal theme.

We're also still hirin' for a number of positions, and I'm in need of an assistant manager in a pretty bad way. Come on in for an interview any day this week between 2 an' 4.

[reaching over to shut off the monitor. Stops. Squints.]

...And I'd just like to say to certain unnamed parties that I taste just fine, so fuck you.

[click]

Comments

voice;

[awakenings]

[...Wait, what's this now?]

What's the PSA about, Sam?

voice;

[shifting]

Eric bein' a jackass. He said my blood tastes awful 'cause I'm a shapeshifter.

voice;

[awakenings]

...How would he know what you taste like?

voice;

[shifting]

He's sayin' he's tasted other shifters.

voice;

[awakenings]

And that automatically makes you just like them? It varies from person to person, doesn't it?

[She shakes her head.]

Regardless, don't listen to him. It doesn't matter what he thinks.

voice;

[shifting]

That's what I was tryin' to tell him.

It's still offensive.

voice;

[awakenings]

I know. Try to ignore him.

voice;

[shifting]

You should tell Miles that.

voice;

[awakenings]

If he'll listen to anyone, he'll listen to you more than me.

voice;

[shifting]

Sure he would

voice;

[awakenings]

Go ahead, tell him. See what happens.

voice;

[shifting]

I might.

...Anyway, how are you?