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[shifting]

All right. We're havin' an event at Merlotte's. It's been too damn long and I've missed the big ones, so I'm decidin' right now that one's happening. ....Wednesday. There, it's decided. M'callin' it "Take Back The Night". There'll be live music and drink specials and all sorts of good times. Just for fun, it'll be a semi-formal theme.

We're also still hirin' for a number of positions, and I'm in need of an assistant manager in a pretty bad way. Come on in for an interview any day this week between 2 an' 4.

[reaching over to shut off the monitor. Stops. Squints.]

...And I'd just like to say to certain unnamed parties that I taste just fine, so fuck you.

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Comments

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[momchester]

Did the people already dead go around holding up "Vampires Suck" signs?

[shifting]

No, you're right, I should ask the whole fuckin' city to hide in their homes 'til the vampires get bored and leave.

[momchester]

Or until someone does something about it.

It was just a question.

[shifting]

Next time, don't use murder victims to ask a question. 'Specially when the question's just an insinuation.