[video]

[shifting]

All right. We're havin' an event at Merlotte's. It's been too damn long and I've missed the big ones, so I'm decidin' right now that one's happening. ....Wednesday. There, it's decided. M'callin' it "Take Back The Night". There'll be live music and drink specials and all sorts of good times. Just for fun, it'll be a semi-formal theme.

We're also still hirin' for a number of positions, and I'm in need of an assistant manager in a pretty bad way. Come on in for an interview any day this week between 2 an' 4.

[reaching over to shut off the monitor. Stops. Squints.]

...And I'd just like to say to certain unnamed parties that I taste just fine, so fuck you.

[click]

Comments

voice;

[axemeaquestion]

You guy got vampires too, huh? So how's he a Jackass Extraordinaire?

voice;

[shifting]

They're a pretty big deal where I'm from, yeah. They're the only supernatural creature everybody knows exists. They've got their own hotel chains.

Try a conversation with him sometime.

voice;

[axemeaquestion]

... oh god. I better not tell the Francis from my home.

I think I might be good if he's gonna talk about how I taste.

voice;

[shifting]

Afraid of vampires?

Might be best.

voice;

[axemeaquestion]

Oh no. He just hates them. And thinks the zombies are vampires. And asked us if we were vampires when our groups met up.

I'd say so. That's skeevy enough even if there weren't any vampires.

voice;

[shifting]

Damn straight.

voice;

[axemeaquestion]

If I could, I'd high five you.