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[the_dead_pool2]

[The feed opens up to Deadpool just standing outside, just sort of chilling by the ocean]

You know, back at home I've probably dealt with a whole crap ton of situations way worse then the Newcomer hunt, thing was, you could always move around and see some new place after you blew the place up. You know take a little change of scenery or whatever. Good job torching that place folks, about time we gave them the old middle finger salute.

[He gives a little salute then looks at the ocean for a second]

Since I'm feeling generous, and a lot of you folks kind of suck, with the beating people in the face deal, I'll offer free of charge some lessons in the sacred art of kickassfu, of which I am a master.

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[hulkbusted]

I'm thinking you have a kind of irregular definition of sacred.

Did you run into the big guy during the hunt?

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[the_dead_pool2]

I follow the three b's are sacred. Booze, babes, and breakfast, because you know you know bacon and eggs are delicious.

[A bit of an eyebrow raise]

I don't think anyone really runs into the Hulk, though the reverse is certainly true.

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[hulkbusted]

You can't really go wrong with those unless you're a teetotaling, celibate vegan.

[He looks abashed.]

Figure of speech. I thought he'd probably have other things on his mind than running into you, but on a day like that, you really can't tell.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Well, that person sounds like one of the lamest on earth, so they don't deserve any help.

[He shrugs]

I imagine the constant excruciating pain was probably not helping make him a friendly fellow.

[Its cool, he doesn't really care]

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[hulkbusted]

[Two(ish) out of three and only because shawarma is decidedly not vegan. Ouch, Deadpool.]

Wouldn't they need extra help, what with all the celibacy, sobriety, and lack of bacon?

[He winces, because regeneration or not, there's a lingering migraine to go with whatever the Hulk had gotten up to after the guy with the spring-loaded boxing glove.]

Yeah, I don't think that helped his temperament, but you got out okay with the kickassfu?

[Text | Unhackable | Private | Anonymous]

[thelittlestbub]

Why do I have no snuggles?

[Text | Unhackable | Private | Anonymous]

[the_dead_pool2]

Got some work to do.

[Text | Unhackable | Private | Anonymous]

[thelittlestbub]

Be careful and come home for snuggles, okay?

[Text | Unhackable | Private | Anonymous]

[the_dead_pool2]

I don't really do careful, but I'll do part two mom.

[Text | Unhackable | Private | Anonymous]

[thelittlestbub]

don't call me mom. you're family. of course I'm going to worry.

[Audio | Private]

[magnetic_magpie]

Welcome back.

Don't suppose you saw you grabbed you?

[They took one of his. He's going to hurt them.]

[Audio | Private]

[the_dead_pool2]

I have a vague idea who it was, but they filled me full of enough elephant tranquillizers to down a herd, so its pretty blurry. Working on that now.

[Audio | Private]

[magnetic_magpie]

You need anything?

[Audio | Private]

[the_dead_pool2]

Well, I tried knifing it out myself, but if you could take out the microchip that'd be great.

[Audio | Private]

[magnetic_magpie]

Easily. Where are you, I'll come do that now.

permavid.

[symmachy]

"Kickassfu."

[the_dead_pool2]

Yes, also known as the art of winning.

[symmachy]

[she can't decide if she should be offended or amused
she goes for the latter]

And you're a master of this form?

[the_dead_pool2]

Of course, I created it after all.

[symmachy]

I should probably learn it, then.

[video]

[thehighcost]

How're you doing, hon?

[video]

[the_dead_pool2]

Just a usual day for me, babe. Got any good bounties I should check out?

[video]

[thehighcost]

We've got a few you might have some fun with. Want to come in and see them?

[video]

[the_dead_pool2]

Alright sounds like a plan.

[video]

[thehighcost]

I'll see you soon, then.