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[the_dead_pool2]

[The feed opens up to Deadpool just standing outside, just sort of chilling by the ocean]

You know, back at home I've probably dealt with a whole crap ton of situations way worse then the Newcomer hunt, thing was, you could always move around and see some new place after you blew the place up. You know take a little change of scenery or whatever. Good job torching that place folks, about time we gave them the old middle finger salute.

[He gives a little salute then looks at the ocean for a second]

Since I'm feeling generous, and a lot of you folks kind of suck, with the beating people in the face deal, I'll offer free of charge some lessons in the sacred art of kickassfu, of which I am a master.

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[magnetic_magpie]

I haven't see it?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Well the basic plan by the baddies was to kill the princess, and frame another country for doing the deed. That way there was a justification for war.

[How is he supposed to communicate his ideas if you don't watch all this stuff?]

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[magnetic_magpie]

Sounds solid. They were simmering recently as is.

[Use Shakespeare or opera?]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah, I have a good idea once in awhile.

[West Side story is about the closest he is going to get to in that regard]

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[magnetic_magpie]

There's a few people in SERO I know of - SERO is watching them, because they have ties to AGI. They are already suspect.

[His groundhog redux hacking was fruitful.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Very good, making a list checking it twice? Going to find out whose naughty or nice, then shoot em!

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[magnetic_magpie]

I have the list in my office.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Sounds fun. It is nice to give back to the community.

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[magnetic_magpie]

And we are we if not community minded?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Its a curse of good will really.

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[magnetic_magpie]

[He just laughs because good will has nothing to do with it.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Oh, one more thing before I forget.

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[magnetic_magpie]

What?

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[the_dead_pool2]

[And a quick and hard punch to the face for him, nothing bone breaking]

You deserved that.

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[magnetic_magpie]

[Doesn't mean his head doesn't snap with it.]

Ow!

[He rubs his jaw.]

For what?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Jubilee. She was alone, scared and in a voided room, didn't know where you were, was really freaked out about it all.

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[magnetic_magpie]

Oh. That.

I suppose I did deserve that.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Good, don't do that again. Me and Lokster aren't exactly responsible individuals.

[As long as he knows its fine]

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[magnetic_magpie]

It's not that I meant to, you know.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Meh, I spoke my piece.

[He dusts his hands off, and shrugs. Logic and reasons don't really play a part here]

Anyway, time to do sketchy and shady things.

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[magnetic_magpie]

Have fun. I need to track Banner and that kid down to remove their microchips.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Well, Banner is staying at Kevfo's place. I said I'd bake him muffins, so you could probably get him then.

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[magnetic_magpie]

Thanks but I'd rather sooner than later.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Thats your perogative. I'm bailing, lates.

[He waves and then off he runs]