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[the_dead_pool2]

[The feed opens up to Deadpool just standing outside, just sort of chilling by the ocean]

You know, back at home I've probably dealt with a whole crap ton of situations way worse then the Newcomer hunt, thing was, you could always move around and see some new place after you blew the place up. You know take a little change of scenery or whatever. Good job torching that place folks, about time we gave them the old middle finger salute.

[He gives a little salute then looks at the ocean for a second]

Since I'm feeling generous, and a lot of you folks kind of suck, with the beating people in the face deal, I'll offer free of charge some lessons in the sacred art of kickassfu, of which I am a master.

Comments

[the_dead_pool2]

Silly vampire lady. Shouldn't judge a book by its sexy cover.

S'alright. I ain't nothing but a hound dog and all that.

[symmachy]

Touché.

[a little smile] You a Dean Martin fan? [he took off a bit after the 50s, but he was still great]

[the_dead_pool2]

A little Dean is alright with me.

[symmachy]

[steal her heart why don't you]

Good to know.

[the_dead_pool2]

[He'd give it back]

Oh yeah, you planning on serenading beneath my window or something? Extra points if you bring musical accompaniment.

[symmachy]

[well yeah he'd better it'd be kind of gross if he didn't.]

Sorry, I only sing in German or with the artists themselves.

[whoops accidental music snob]

[the_dead_pool2]

[He chuckles]

Oh yeah, look at high and mighty here. Then sing me Hallejuah Leonard Cohen's version in German.

[symmachy]

Sorry, I left my boombox at home.

[the_dead_pool2]

Pssssh, and you said you enjoyed the 80s. Lies and misinformation, Scotch.

[symmachy]

If I acquire one in the near future, I'll serenade you.

[only half lying]

[the_dead_pool2]

You promise?

[symmachy]

I don't make many promises.

[the_dead_pool2]

Soft. Like a pillow.

[symmachy]

I don't even own a pillow.

[the_dead_pool2]

Touche`, Scotch. Touche`