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[the_dead_pool2]

[The feed opens up to Deadpool just standing outside, just sort of chilling by the ocean]

You know, back at home I've probably dealt with a whole crap ton of situations way worse then the Newcomer hunt, thing was, you could always move around and see some new place after you blew the place up. You know take a little change of scenery or whatever. Good job torching that place folks, about time we gave them the old middle finger salute.

[He gives a little salute then looks at the ocean for a second]

Since I'm feeling generous, and a lot of you folks kind of suck, with the beating people in the face deal, I'll offer free of charge some lessons in the sacred art of kickassfu, of which I am a master.

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[the_dead_pool2]

It does have a nicer ring to it...

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[thelittlestbub]

I make up the bestest names.

You wanna talk about it?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Naw, Awesome Uncle Kickass works for me.

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[thelittlestbub]

[That wasn't what she meant, but she understands.]

I get better, we're gonna deliver some heads on platters, right? No one takes my Merc with a Mouth and gets away with it.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Had something a little different planned, for now just be safe, sparky.

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[thelittlestbub]

I'm safe. I'm buried in the house under Magneto and Loki and all the security. And Lucifer will pull me out if things get bad, but by that point I think the island would be sinking.

Hit 'em once for me?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Alright, good to know.

I'll hit em twice for ya.

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[thelittlestbub]

Good. That's my Pool. :)

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[the_dead_pool2]

I aim to please.

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[thelittlestbub]

You do very well Awesome Uncle Kickass

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[the_dead_pool2]

Thanks. Try not to do anything I would do while I'm off.

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[thelittlestbub]

If I could walk that might actually be a worry. However, considering today is a wheelchair day... I don't think you have to worry about it too much.

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[the_dead_pool2]

I blew up an entire factory full of henchies on a tricked out falalafel cart. I'm sure you could manage something.

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[thelittlestbub]

... I'm intrigued, tell me more.

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[the_dead_pool2]

That'll be for storytime when I get home later.

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[thelittlestbub]

Bring home tacos, burritos and chimichangas to go with storytime?

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[the_dead_pool2]

[Well it was most certainly bad for her, but it was delicious]

I can swing that.