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[the_dead_pool2]

[The feed opens up to Deadpool just standing outside, just sort of chilling by the ocean]

You know, back at home I've probably dealt with a whole crap ton of situations way worse then the Newcomer hunt, thing was, you could always move around and see some new place after you blew the place up. You know take a little change of scenery or whatever. Good job torching that place folks, about time we gave them the old middle finger salute.

[He gives a little salute then looks at the ocean for a second]

Since I'm feeling generous, and a lot of you folks kind of suck, with the beating people in the face deal, I'll offer free of charge some lessons in the sacred art of kickassfu, of which I am a master.

Comments

[symmachy]

Coincidentally, I love winning.

[the_dead_pool2]

It is way more fun then losing, thats for sure.

[symmachy]

I can only assume so. I've never lost.

[only lying a little bit]

[the_dead_pool2]

Uh huh, sure. Its just like the song says you got to lose, to know how to win.

[Dream on!]

[symmachy]

I've never heard that song.

[the_dead_pool2]

You should check it out, its pretty awesome.

[symmachy]

When was it made?

[the_dead_pool2]

1973, Aerosmith. Sick album.

[symmachy]

[her nose wrinkles]

The seventies. I preferred the eighties.

[the_dead_pool2]

Really? People generally looked stupid in the 80s.

[symmachy]

People looked worse in the seventies.

[the_dead_pool2]

I disagree. 80s was way worse for that stuff.

[symmachy]

The music was so much better, though.

[the_dead_pool2]

Shut your mouth, no it wasn't! ACDC, Aerosmith, Iron Maiden, Jethro Tull, The Police, Pink Floyd had its most active years then. Not to mention Black Sabbath and Rush.

[symmachy]

Come on. Madonna, Phil Collins, Bruce Springsteen? Prince? You probably weren't even alive in the seventies, you should appreciate the years of your birth more.

[the_dead_pool2]

I was born in the 50s, for your information.

[symmachy]

[there's a short pause before she laughs, a harsh but melodic sound.]

Really. I never would have guessed. Well then, how do you feel about fifties music?

[the_dead_pool2]

Silly vampire lady. Shouldn't judge a book by its sexy cover.

S'alright. I ain't nothing but a hound dog and all that.

[symmachy]

Touché.

[a little smile] You a Dean Martin fan? [he took off a bit after the 50s, but he was still great]

[the_dead_pool2]

A little Dean is alright with me.

[symmachy]

[steal her heart why don't you]

Good to know.

[the_dead_pool2]

[He'd give it back]

Oh yeah, you planning on serenading beneath my window or something? Extra points if you bring musical accompaniment.

[symmachy]

[well yeah he'd better it'd be kind of gross if he didn't.]

Sorry, I only sing in German or with the artists themselves.

[whoops accidental music snob]

[the_dead_pool2]

[He chuckles]

Oh yeah, look at high and mighty here. Then sing me Hallejuah Leonard Cohen's version in German.

[symmachy]

Sorry, I left my boombox at home.