audio;

[secretlabtech]

[ He's not believing any of this. Any of it. Either everyone's cuckoo or he's on some kind of drugs, and Dexter isn't certain which of those sounds more plausible. ]

Someone mind telling me where I can get a plane ticket back to Miami? I'll settle for a freighter at this point. A helicopter? Seaplane? [ Pause. ] A yacht?

I get it. First thing everyone asks is how to get home, but I'm not the kind of guy to kick up my heels and take it all for granted. Crime scenes to get to, work to do, and there's my son--he needs me.

...

How about a kayak?

Comments

[Video]

[doctor_mccoy]

Sorry pal, you're better off asking for a pair of ruby slippers to click together.

[Audio | Private | unhackable]

[magnetic_magpie]

[He's been sticking to text for a month now. But people are starting to show up so he is, at least, watching the Network. And this...that 'there's my son--he needs me' - that gets to him.]

I'm sorry. I truly am. I know how it feels to have this place take you away from your children.

[doeswhathewants]

What is a kayak? Some kind of water beast?

Audio

[cowboycop]

[Howdy Dexter, have a Texan drawl on the other end of the line.]

Funny thing 'bout this place, hombre - folks 'round these parts can come from lots of places in time. Y'might meet someone you know, but they're from years down the road than you are. [It's happened to him and his best friend, who's two years in the future compared to him.] Yer kid's fine. If you ever leave this place, you'll be goin' right back to the same time, the same place y'left from. Least, that's how it seems to have worked for most folks who've left and come back.

[There's a pause on the other end of the line.] You said crime scenes. That mean you're a detective back in the States?

[bloodthirsts]

Crime scenes? Are you with law enforcement back at your home?

[Says the blonde girl with the bright red eyes. She looks sympathetic though.]

I'm sorry, there's really no way for you to leave the island.

video;

[paterelohim]

Hey, uh, if it makes you feel any better, I've actually done the going home and coming back thing- and it's not bullshit. You really do zap back to the exact moment you left. Nobody notices anything. Basically this whole place just turns into a... sitcom dream sequence.

You're gonna get back to him, but you just need to... have a really strong drink and do something that looks like relaxing if you squint hard enough.

[Hey, he's realistic.]

written text.

[brushy]

You are a father?

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

[He understands this feeling. So much.]

I'm sorry. It truly is unfortunate that you've been taken here without your son. As a parent, I understand the difficulty in being without your child. There are many others here who are in the same position.

audio;

[reginagloriae]

Huh. I'm sorry but we're all stuck here. No flights are going to take us home, sir.

voice;

[sharp]

A kayak? [ that's a new one. and amy has heard a lot being a greeter. ] You know, that'd be pretty impressive even if we could leave.