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[secretlabtech]

[ He's not believing any of this. Any of it. Either everyone's cuckoo or he's on some kind of drugs, and Dexter isn't certain which of those sounds more plausible. ]

Someone mind telling me where I can get a plane ticket back to Miami? I'll settle for a freighter at this point. A helicopter? Seaplane? [ Pause. ] A yacht?

I get it. First thing everyone asks is how to get home, but I'm not the kind of guy to kick up my heels and take it all for granted. Crime scenes to get to, work to do, and there's my son--he needs me.

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How about a kayak?

Comments

[doctor_mccoy]

Most Wars haven't been staffed with creative writers.

... is that honestly a movie or did you just make that up? [it sounds made up]

[paterelohim]

That's honestly a movie. Samuel L. Jackson only took the movie because of the name, and threw a fit when they tried to change it once they finally figured out a real one.