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[secretlabtech]

[ He's not believing any of this. Any of it. Either everyone's cuckoo or he's on some kind of drugs, and Dexter isn't certain which of those sounds more plausible. ]

Someone mind telling me where I can get a plane ticket back to Miami? I'll settle for a freighter at this point. A helicopter? Seaplane? [ Pause. ] A yacht?

I get it. First thing everyone asks is how to get home, but I'm not the kind of guy to kick up my heels and take it all for granted. Crime scenes to get to, work to do, and there's my son--he needs me.

...

How about a kayak?

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[secretlabtech]

[ This is Dexter at his most distraught, rubbing his hand across his face. He's misunderstood you, bear with him. ]

That's supposed to make me feel better? That my son's going to grow up not remembering who I am?

[Video]

[doctor_mccoy]

[All he he gets for that is a head tilt.]

No, I literally mean the world you're from won't notice you're gone due to some sort of complicated space-time alternate dimensional whatever. [his new lab-partner explains this shit better] From what I hear, you manage to get sucked back home, you're back where you started.

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[secretlabtech]

[ Really? Really, you're going to look at him like he's grown a second head after that one, McCoy? ]

Complicated space-time alternate dimensional whatever?

I take it back, you are all crazy. No offense.

[Video]

[doctor_mccoy]

[Look, he sucks at this coddling shit.]

No arguing with you there.

[Video]

[secretlabtech]

Well at least you admit it. That's gotta be something. I'm Dexter Morgan, by the way.

[Video]

[doctor_mccoy]

Dr. Leonard McCoy.

You'll get used to it, like sitting through a David Lynch marathon.

[Video]

[secretlabtech]

Your parents must've had some sense of humour. [ He sits back, letting out a low sigh. ] How do you put up with it?

[Video]

[doctor_mccoy]

Don't quite follow...

What? This place? I work, makes it a little hard to dwell when you keep yourself busy.

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[secretlabtech]

[ Smiling and shaking his head. ] Never mind. Keep myself busy-- [ The needle in his pocket, the dagger he's hidden under the sink. ] --I can do that. [ And right now he almost feels like he needs to. ]

Canada does have more than just Mounted Police these days, right? Only I don't know I'd be much good on horseback.

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[doctor_mccoy]

Yeah. Though I wouldn't be surprised if some of the police force were horses. [That's a fun surprise for later.]

[Video]

[secretlabtech]

Could you maybe try that again only this time make sense?

[Video]

[doctor_mccoy]

I really wish it didn't. You'll see, sooner or later.

[Video]

[secretlabtech]

[ Huff. ] Anything else you want to warn me about in advance?

[Video]

[doctor_mccoy]

The list would take all afternoon.

Just go with the assumption everyone is out to trick you, kill you, or take your soul.

[Paranoid bastard? you bet.]

[Video]

[secretlabtech]

Sounds like an average night in Miami.