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[secretlabtech]

[ He's not believing any of this. Any of it. Either everyone's cuckoo or he's on some kind of drugs, and Dexter isn't certain which of those sounds more plausible. ]

Someone mind telling me where I can get a plane ticket back to Miami? I'll settle for a freighter at this point. A helicopter? Seaplane? [ Pause. ] A yacht?

I get it. First thing everyone asks is how to get home, but I'm not the kind of guy to kick up my heels and take it all for granted. Crime scenes to get to, work to do, and there's my son--he needs me.

...

How about a kayak?

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[voice]

[secretlabtech]

Thanks. I'm pretty sure a job isn't gonna be a problem, though. If I can't get something in forensics, I was top in my class in med school; I can probably do something with that.

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

Forensics? I'm sure the police here could use more Newcomers in their ranks.

[voice]

[secretlabtech]

It's what I'm best at. Don't want to waste my talents washing cars, you know, so I guess I'll be looking into it.

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

Of course not, I understand that very well. With a man of considerable talents, you don't want him to waste them at a job that is below him.

[voice]

[secretlabtech]

[ He has the decency to pause for a second there. ]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound immodest.

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

[Man, he's never going to get all of this down. He is not good at jokes, or realizing when something... well. He needs to work on this one.]

No, no, my apologies. I only meant to say that we are all glad someone like you showed up, here, and I'm sure the police will be glad, as well.

[voice]

[secretlabtech]

[ It's okay Raul he fails at jokes and social things too. They can just be fail in that respect together. Just like he doesn't realise Raul is backpedaling because he was trying to tell a joke in the first place.

They would be safer just linefacing at each other, to tell the truth. ]

Thanks. Hey, I didn't catch your name.

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

[Line facing sounds good. Raul does excel at that, and he can appreciate someone who is just as good.]

My apologies. My name is Raul Creed, it's a pleasure to meet you.

[voice]

[secretlabtech]

Dexter Morgan, and I'll try not to say anything cheesy like 'the pleasure's all mine'.

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

There's something to be said about something so cheesy. But I understand. [Chuckles.]</small.