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[tinyvampiregod]

[The screen flickers on and before it stands a pale creature with black hair and a long white coat. His eyes are red as rubies, lips bloodless pale in a faint smile

He tips his head to the side, hands clasped behind his back and when he speaks the voice is childish, affecting a lilt at the end of his words]

Canada. Aha.

[His tongue is pointed as it darts out to wet his lips]

I see through your trap. Nazis. You’ve mastered killing off your own kind but fail so badly at humor.

[Those red eyes take on an inner glow, burning like hellfire. Shadows thicken and draw forward, velvety fingers licking at his boots, at the shadowed hem of his coat]

I’ll have my Coffin and my human, now. [He looks left. Then right.

Then up.

Then down, back on the NV.


His tone is solemn, scolding, though the smile at the corners of his mouth deepens] No? [His bloodless lips pull back in a ghoulish smile, revealing dainty fangs that grow longer, sharper, two sets of upper canines, two sets of lower canines]

Then I shall huff and puff and tear this whole island down.

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[voice]

[mighty_pirate]

[The sound comes through with the faint static of someone who doesn't know how to manipulate their NV quite yet.]

Coffin?

permavideo

[tinyvampiregod]

Show yourself and I will answer.

[A glance around, a tilting of the head, the voice sounded off- fuzzed with static, almost tinny, as though from a radio.]

[Video] 1/?

[bloodthirsts]

[Video] 2/?

[bloodthirsts]

[Is that... Master?! Her senses are going haywire but..

Something feels off. It doesn't look like Alucard after all, not that Alucard ever seemed confined to one look.]

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[theosen]

[ ...another?

He considers the feed for some time, curious more than alarmed by the display. A creature like the other he spoke with, or perhaps something else?

Eventually, he decides to respond. ]

The world is far removed from the one from which you came.

It is a trap designed for all of us, and Nazis are not to blame.

permavideo

[tinyvampiregod]

All? How many are here?

[Other prisoners. Though from the sound of it, brainwashed.]

[video]

[bigandbad]

[did someone say "huff and puff"?]

Then I hope you're ready to swim.

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[tinyvampiregod]

Ah, and one of the hosts finally shows himself.

How ungracious to keep a guest waiting. That's German hospitality for you.

Reaction!

[master_helsing]

[The professor is up with a violent start, aliken to waking from a cold-sweat nightmare that followed one into the waking would. His pounding heart threatened to tear its way out of its cage, his mind electrified, his blood burned with a dreaded sensation he knew all too balefully well.]

He's here! Damnable beast!

[Van Helsing was charged with an unbelievable vigor despite having placed his head on the pillow at dawn. The man was a rueful force not to be trifled with when it came to dealing with his great foe but lowly, oh so lowly slave. He was at the ready in a manner of minutes, flying down the ornate stairway, crimson duster flagging as he hollered loud enough to bring down the entire mansion.]

Awaken! Everyone awaken, now! He's here, that Hellborne fiend has reared his ugly head, I know it to be so!

((OOC: Abe's going to gather the gang and confront the little white dickens, if that's alright with you? ))

[Not here]

[tinyvampiregod]

[Confront away. He's going to pitch a fit thinking the Nazis are using a likeness of his Nemesis. Abe ought to be flattered ^_~ ]

Action!

[doctor_seward]

W-what's happened?

[He'd been roused from his study after a long night of contemplation, the sheer volume of his Professor's booming voice enough to shake any man from the deepest of brooding..His face was nearly ashen from the lack of sleep as he stepped out into the hall and leaned over the railing to call down to the man, his eyes seemingly rimmed with red.]

W-who...? You cannot possible mean...!

[He felt faint; Dizzied by the sheer prospect...And to top it all, to think he was going mad already! Things around him spun out of control, and he nearly collapsed then and there if not for the sheer force of will alone. His hands shook and he gripped the rail, knuckles burning white.]

[video]

[manofthenorth]

Nazis in Canada? Is that the punchline of a joke?

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[tinyvampiregod]

A terrible punchline for a terrible joke.

How far from Warsaw or is there no one [the disgust is thick in his voice, corners of his mouth pulling back in a snarl before smoothing down] of their own mind here?

[Video]

[needtobecleaned]

Nazi's, whether present in the Port or not, are the least of your concerns. Attempting to destroy Sirens Port will be met with hostile force. I will not allow this islands inhabitants to be harmed.

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[tinyvampiregod]

Finally.

Come out, then. Hurry. Hurry. I don't like to be kept waiting.

Video

[fukouda]

What do you mean by 'my human'?

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[tinyvampiregod]

My hunting partner. The one in charge of my Coffin. [With him inside of it, of course, rage builds at the thought of being taken out. Of it being taken.]

[allucinator]

We ain't Nazis. For the record. And you ain't our only vampire, though I gotta say, you're the creepiest.

[tinyvampiregod]

No, you are poor, stupid lambs about to be slaughtered.

Tch. I've no used for those will not fight for themselves. Only show me those other vampires. I will end your delusions and imprisonment.

[Video] I fought my way online just to post this I'll have you know

[whitedarklord]

[His coffin? His human? Of course Soma's pinged by this kind of talk, though this person showing off his fangs is yet another thing that sets him on edge.]

You're not going to want to do that.

[Permavideo] THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED <3

[tinyvampiregod]

Why not? [Snerks, fangs showing] Going to stop me?

[video]

[notadisneygirl]

Wow, a Big Bad Wolf reference? Color me shocked.

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[tinyvampiregod]

It seemed appropriate at the time.

[athermercy]

Hey -- Erm, no Nazis here as far as I know.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO LATE

[tinyvampiregod]

Unfortunate. [He was looking forward to killing them and got van Helsing'd instead.]