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[tinyvampiregod]

[The screen flickers on and before it stands a pale creature with black hair and a long white coat. His eyes are red as rubies, lips bloodless pale in a faint smile

He tips his head to the side, hands clasped behind his back and when he speaks the voice is childish, affecting a lilt at the end of his words]

Canada. Aha.

[His tongue is pointed as it darts out to wet his lips]

I see through your trap. Nazis. You’ve mastered killing off your own kind but fail so badly at humor.

[Those red eyes take on an inner glow, burning like hellfire. Shadows thicken and draw forward, velvety fingers licking at his boots, at the shadowed hem of his coat]

I’ll have my Coffin and my human, now. [He looks left. Then right.

Then up.

Then down, back on the NV.


His tone is solemn, scolding, though the smile at the corners of his mouth deepens] No? [His bloodless lips pull back in a ghoulish smile, revealing dainty fangs that grow longer, sharper, two sets of upper canines, two sets of lower canines]

Then I shall huff and puff and tear this whole island down.

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[athermercy]

Sorry about that.

Yes'm

[tinyvampiregod]

Sorry for the lack of Nazis? Heh.

[athermercy]

To disappoint you I guess.

[tinyvampiregod]

Generous. Or observant. [TCH without the Nazis and a dearth of rogue vampires....]

[athermercy]

So, are you bored? There are still monsters in the Darkness.

[tinyvampiregod]

Are there? [He considers] Perhaps my Master will let me hunt them.

[athermercy]

Wait until after the Sirens and you'll see.

[tinyvampiregod]

Assuming I am allowed out.

[athermercy]

Ouch. Who is your babysitter?

[tinyvampiregod]

Such a phrase.

I am trashman of the Hellsing Organization, led once more by Abraham van Helsing here.

[athermercy]

And you don't get days off?

[tinyvampiregod]

That will remain to be seen.