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[tinyvampiregod]

[The screen flickers on and before it stands a pale creature with black hair and a long white coat. His eyes are red as rubies, lips bloodless pale in a faint smile

He tips his head to the side, hands clasped behind his back and when he speaks the voice is childish, affecting a lilt at the end of his words]

Canada. Aha.

[His tongue is pointed as it darts out to wet his lips]

I see through your trap. Nazis. You’ve mastered killing off your own kind but fail so badly at humor.

[Those red eyes take on an inner glow, burning like hellfire. Shadows thicken and draw forward, velvety fingers licking at his boots, at the shadowed hem of his coat]

I’ll have my Coffin and my human, now. [He looks left. Then right.

Then up.

Then down, back on the NV.


His tone is solemn, scolding, though the smile at the corners of his mouth deepens] No? [His bloodless lips pull back in a ghoulish smile, revealing dainty fangs that grow longer, sharper, two sets of upper canines, two sets of lower canines]

Then I shall huff and puff and tear this whole island down.

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Re: [video]

[tinyvampiregod]

A terrible punchline for a terrible joke.

How far from Warsaw or is there no one [the disgust is thick in his voice, corners of his mouth pulling back in a snarl before smoothing down] of their own mind here?

[video]

[manofthenorth]

We're a long way from Warsaw. [ He changes language to Russian, not confident that his Polish is modern enough. ] Would you prefer we speak Russian? German?

Re: [video]

[tinyvampiregod]

[He likewise switches to German] Ah. Finally. You work for the Major? Heh. I will destroy you and all of this.

[This one, he must be a successful experiment, but oh, how much further along the Millennium group was than Arthur's intel suggested. No matter, he will drink their blood and leave not but ruin behind.]

[video/german

[manofthenorth]

[ German he can manage, after all he spent some time masquerading as an SS officer. Since it's the last time he actually spoke German, his accent is even accurate.

And still authoratative. ]

You think I take orders from anyone? Don't be a fool. While you are busy pointing fingers, perhaps you should think about this--where does a vampire sleep when the sun rises, if he does not have a coffin in which to rest his head?

Think quickly now. There is not much time.

Permavideo/German

[tinyvampiregod]

Anywhere he wishes.

[His coffin only eases travel over running water for him, after all]

I think you believe yourself free, as all here do. But you are trapped. And you have been tainted by the stink of low grade vampirism. Come to me and I will remedy that.

[manofthenorth]

I'll have you know that I'm over a thousand years old. Older than the Nazis, certainly.

[tinyvampiregod]

Their source for blood, then. To create the ghouls. Or do they seek to create something more ... ambitious? A thousand year reign.

[manofthenorth]

[ Suddenly Eric laughs. ]

A thousand years? The Nazis were defeated, destroyed. Gone.

Who are you, and why do you think you can insult me?

[tinyvampiregod]

Not yet. But I will destroy those who try to bring the disgusting taint of vampirism into a human war.

I am called Alucard. It's a riddle. But a poor one. You think highly of yourself. Old. Powerful?

[manofthenorth]

They can keep their war, I've seen thousands, and that one wasn't even that interesting.

I am both, and yes, I do. This city is mine.

[ Which is actually not exactly true, but he sure as hell acts like it sometimes. ]

We have rules here, which you will obey.

[tinyvampiregod]

Is it really? No. I think you are another puppet. But if you claim it, then come defend it.

[He's willing to believe Eric thinks so.]

I think not. Though come and try to enforce them.

[manofthenorth]

Some of us have work to do, and can't simply come running off into the Darkness at some childish challenge. I have a business to run.

[tinyvampiregod]

[And he's starting to get the smallest suspicion...]

Do you have proof that what you said is true?

[manofthenorth]

I don't need proof. But if you would come to me, I will at least show you respect and hospitality--something I suspect you will find little of from others.

People here know how to deal with vampires who step out of line. Believe me, they will not hesitate but to kill you or void you, take away all your strength and leave you simpering in the dark if you do not fit society's rules. I can help you, Alucard. Give you a safe place to hunt, and a safer place to sleep.

[tinyvampiregod]

Help? No.

You are one of the more restrained vampires I've encountered, I almost hope what I'm told of this place is true.

But I am the dog of the Hellsing organization, there is room for nothing else but my orders.

[manofthenorth]

So long as you're aware, that if your orders get in the way of the delicate peace here I will kill you.

[tinyvampiregod]

Heh.

That could be fun. But I don't hunt humans. Only the dogs that prey on them.

[manofthenorth]

Ah. Well, you'll find that we get permission from our victims here. They're more like 'donors', if you will. You'll find it's all quite legal.

Vampires that don't fit in. Well. They must lie in the coffins they make for themselves. One way or another.

Are those that give you your orders here?

[tinyvampiregod]

Those are the targets I eliminate. Those who exist without trouble are left alone.

[manofthenorth]

If you don't find my saying so presumptious, you sound useful. The only enforcer I have powerful enough to do the job is myself.

[tinyvampiregod]

Oh? The other vampires here cower before the sun and silver? No shadow familiars?

[He's a showoff.]

[manofthenorth]

This isn't Dungeons and Dragons.

[tinyvampiregod]

What? [A fleeting look of confusion as he judges the statement insignificant.]

[manofthenorth]

Never mind. I thought it was witches that had familiars?

[tinyvampiregod]

Not of that sort.

[A beat]

What does enforcing entail?