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sirenspull2012-03-08 12:30 pm
tinyvampiregod) wrote in sirenspull2012-03-08 12:30 pm
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[The screen flickers on and before it stands a pale creature with black hair and a long white coat. His eyes are red as rubies, lips bloodless pale in a faint smile
He tips his head to the side, hands clasped behind his back and when he speaks the voice is childish, affecting a lilt at the end of his words]
Canada. Aha.
[His tongue is pointed as it darts out to wet his lips]
I see through your trap. Nazis. You’ve mastered killing off your own kind but fail so badly at humor.
[Those red eyes take on an inner glow, burning like hellfire. Shadows thicken and draw forward, velvety fingers licking at his boots, at the shadowed hem of his coat]
I’ll have my Coffin and my human, now. [He looks left. Then right.
Then up.
Then down, back on the NV.
His tone is solemn, scolding, though the smile at the corners of his mouth deepens] No? [His bloodless lips pull back in a ghoulish smile, revealing dainty fangs that grow longer, sharper, two sets of upper canines, two sets of lower canines]
Then I shall huff and puff and tear this whole island down.
He tips his head to the side, hands clasped behind his back and when he speaks the voice is childish, affecting a lilt at the end of his words]
Canada. Aha.
[His tongue is pointed as it darts out to wet his lips]
I see through your trap. Nazis. You’ve mastered killing off your own kind but fail so badly at humor.
[Those red eyes take on an inner glow, burning like hellfire. Shadows thicken and draw forward, velvety fingers licking at his boots, at the shadowed hem of his coat]
I’ll have my Coffin and my human, now. [He looks left. Then right.
Then up.
Then down, back on the NV.
His tone is solemn, scolding, though the smile at the corners of his mouth deepens] No? [His bloodless lips pull back in a ghoulish smile, revealing dainty fangs that grow longer, sharper, two sets of upper canines, two sets of lower canines]
Then I shall huff and puff and tear this whole island down.
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How ungracious to keep a guest waiting. That's German hospitality for you.
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Don't fucking insult me. I'm no Nazi. [he's killed quite a few of them though. Look how much they have in common!]
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[He's tempted to start barking to see if he is better understood then]
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What are you?
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On a mission. I was not told Americans would be part of this particular search and destroy endeavor.
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Perhaps my memory for the resilience of Americans is incorrect. [A smile in his own private joke]
They have you, too. This is not Canada. You are not a pirate or a constable or whatever they have filled your head with.
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Heh. Do you really believe that? Brainwashing. The year is 1944 and the place is Poland, likely Warsaw.
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But I'm not here to argue with a vampire about the strangeness of dimensional travel. You'll find out the truth in your own time.
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That'll do it.
Welcome to the 21st century.
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