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[the_dead_pool2]

[See Deadpool sitting beside a fire in an old looking room, with a fancy chair. There is some classical music playing, some few may recognize it from Masterpiece theatre He sits with a pipe in hand, his mask lifted enough to draw a bit of smoke from it, and puff it out.]

Friends, today I ask a simple question. Before I do, I would advise all those under the age of seventeen to turn off your NVs, or otherwise disregard this information.


[Pause for a moment]

Now then, for the rest of you folks. A brief survey in matters most personal. What I would like to confirm is the prevalence of satisfaction via oral, something which is practiced amongst most, if not all individuals who enjoy a good romp I would say. For those of you who are less sophisticated I am referring to the blow job and or eating out slash cunnilingus in the case of those of female orientation. Of course, feel free to be as private or public as you wish in this endeavor.

[He takes another puff of his pipe]

Remember folks, this is for the education of the port as a whole.

[And so the feed ends]

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[antinouswild]

You are disgusting and I hate you.

[the_dead_pool2]

So, for the record... that would be a... no?

[He looks up from his clipboard]

[antinouswild]

Write down what you like and continue to think that you're amusing.

I'll be in my room.

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[magnetic_magpie]

Don't encourage him.

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[antinouswild]

He takes pleasure in annoying me. I know that. But still...

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[asano_san]

Of course I'd be satisfied with it!

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[the_dead_pool2]

[He checks off on his clipboard]

Good to know. I assume you aren't getting any though.

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[asano_san]

Why would you just assume that?

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[psychopath]

[oh wow....that guy Enjolras is a prude. but then again, why the hell are you asking something like this on the network, sir.]

Is this a survey sort of thing?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Of course it is, fine sir.

[He taps the survey board he has with a pencil]

What say you?

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[psychopath]

It's...nice, I'm just a little wary of having teeth so close.

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[ibreakrules]

I was actually rather hopeful when you told the kids to turn off their NVs.

[Yes, Frau is very disappointed that this doesn't involve some picture of a nude woman.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

My apologies, good sir.

[He knows what you are talking about]

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[ibreakrules]

Sucks...

So not here

[inthejunk]

[Holy crap what channel is this? ...Just gonna shut the door so Gilbert doesn't see this post.]

[ochitashinigami]

A resounding yes. It's excellent.

[the_dead_pool2]

Very good. And you would be?

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[magnetic_magpie]

Someone hacks your NV over this one, don't expect me to fix it.

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[the_dead_pool2]

So I'll put you down as a yes.

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[twin_armageddons]

What.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Its pretty basic. For men, it would basically be do you like blowjobs or not?

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[phazeandblood]

That's actually a thing?

[There's a bit of amazement here, don't mind him. The fangs in his mouth are a clear enough statement that trolls and oral don't really mix.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Of course its a thing my fine fanged friend.

[He pauses and has a puff of smoke]

At least amongst humans and several other humanoids.

pretend this isn't late

[symmachy]

Very satisfying.

[the_dead_pool2]

Your participation in this survey is appreciated, as well as your presence making it less of a sausage fest.