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[the_dead_pool2]

[See Deadpool sitting beside a fire in an old looking room, with a fancy chair. There is some classical music playing, some few may recognize it from Masterpiece theatre He sits with a pipe in hand, his mask lifted enough to draw a bit of smoke from it, and puff it out.]

Friends, today I ask a simple question. Before I do, I would advise all those under the age of seventeen to turn off your NVs, or otherwise disregard this information.


[Pause for a moment]

Now then, for the rest of you folks. A brief survey in matters most personal. What I would like to confirm is the prevalence of satisfaction via oral, something which is practiced amongst most, if not all individuals who enjoy a good romp I would say. For those of you who are less sophisticated I am referring to the blow job and or eating out slash cunnilingus in the case of those of female orientation. Of course, feel free to be as private or public as you wish in this endeavor.

[He takes another puff of his pipe]

Remember folks, this is for the education of the port as a whole.

[And so the feed ends]

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[antinouswild]

You are disgusting and I hate you.

[the_dead_pool2]

So, for the record... that would be a... no?

[He looks up from his clipboard]

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[asano_san]

Of course I'd be satisfied with it!

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[the_dead_pool2]

[He checks off on his clipboard]

Good to know. I assume you aren't getting any though.

[antinouswild]

Write down what you like and continue to think that you're amusing.

I'll be in my room.

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[asano_san]

Why would you just assume that?

[the_dead_pool2]

I drew a picture of you being thrown into a spikey pit. You have stink lines coming off your head.

[He sits there and moves his pencil around some more rather calmly]

Also, lube is on the medicine cabinet. Don't want to get it raw and chaffing.

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[the_dead_pool2]

You'd brag about it otherwise.

[He leans on one hand and looks at him. You ain't fooling no one son. ]

[antinouswild]

If that's what keeps you happy and away from me. Then draw all the depraved childish things you want.

I have literally known children who raised themselves on the street with more decorum than you.

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[asano_san]

I-

[Can he really say he wouldn't? Really?]

No one would believe me if I bragged about it.

[the_dead_pool2]

Awww, nothing will keep us apart. I mean unless there is a good sports game on.

[He enjoys being a dick to you if you can't tell already]

If decorum counted for much in the real world, I might even think that was insulting.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Doesn't stop people from bragging. After all, as long as you've planted a seed that something may have happened, you've won.

[Enjoy these lessons in Deadpool logic]

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[asano_san]

[He's listening.]

Then they'd start to wonder...

[Piecing it together.]

if I'm someone who has sex and...

[You can almost hear the wheels turning.]

want to have sex with me themselves?

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[the_dead_pool2]

[A pause for a moment]

Bit of a stretch, but couldn't hurt.

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[asano_san]

It can't be any worse than it already is.

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[psychopath]

[oh wow....that guy Enjolras is a prude. but then again, why the hell are you asking something like this on the network, sir.]

Is this a survey sort of thing?

[antinouswild]

Why does it not surprise me that you have no understanding of the role human dignity plays in the 'real world' as you put it. I assure you, my world is as real as yours.

Go play your games. I am finished with you.

[the_dead_pool2]

Actually my world is probably more unreal then yours, being a soldier of fortune and all that.

[There is a smirk]

You mad, bro?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Of course it is, fine sir.

[He taps the survey board he has with a pencil]

What say you?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Yes well, anything is better then nothing I suppose.

[Maybe he'll be nice and send you a hooker or something]

[antinouswild]

[Because Enjolras totally gets internet memes.]


Don't glamourize yourself. You are a common thug. I already told you, I'm going to bed.

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[ibreakrules]

I was actually rather hopeful when you told the kids to turn off their NVs.

[Yes, Frau is very disappointed that this doesn't involve some picture of a nude woman.]

[the_dead_pool2]

I've taken out entire battalions of elite soldiers and single-handedly destroyed bases.

[Not bragging just stating a fact]

Vulgar I grant you, but common, not at all.

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[the_dead_pool2]

My apologies, good sir.

[He knows what you are talking about]

[antinouswild]

I know that you have talent and skill. You are a gifted man. But to possess such gifts and lack the spirit and bravery to use them for right is a waste and a shame. Goodnight monsieur.