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[the_dead_pool2]

[See Deadpool sitting beside a fire in an old looking room, with a fancy chair. There is some classical music playing, some few may recognize it from Masterpiece theatre He sits with a pipe in hand, his mask lifted enough to draw a bit of smoke from it, and puff it out.]

Friends, today I ask a simple question. Before I do, I would advise all those under the age of seventeen to turn off your NVs, or otherwise disregard this information.


[Pause for a moment]

Now then, for the rest of you folks. A brief survey in matters most personal. What I would like to confirm is the prevalence of satisfaction via oral, something which is practiced amongst most, if not all individuals who enjoy a good romp I would say. For those of you who are less sophisticated I am referring to the blow job and or eating out slash cunnilingus in the case of those of female orientation. Of course, feel free to be as private or public as you wish in this endeavor.

[He takes another puff of his pipe]

Remember folks, this is for the education of the port as a whole.

[And so the feed ends]

Comments

[the_dead_pool2]

Awww, nothing will keep us apart. I mean unless there is a good sports game on.

[He enjoys being a dick to you if you can't tell already]

If decorum counted for much in the real world, I might even think that was insulting.

[antinouswild]

Why does it not surprise me that you have no understanding of the role human dignity plays in the 'real world' as you put it. I assure you, my world is as real as yours.

Go play your games. I am finished with you.

[the_dead_pool2]

Actually my world is probably more unreal then yours, being a soldier of fortune and all that.

[There is a smirk]

You mad, bro?

[antinouswild]

[Because Enjolras totally gets internet memes.]


Don't glamourize yourself. You are a common thug. I already told you, I'm going to bed.

[the_dead_pool2]

I've taken out entire battalions of elite soldiers and single-handedly destroyed bases.

[Not bragging just stating a fact]

Vulgar I grant you, but common, not at all.

[antinouswild]

I know that you have talent and skill. You are a gifted man. But to possess such gifts and lack the spirit and bravery to use them for right is a waste and a shame. Goodnight monsieur.

[the_dead_pool2]

[Well damn, he doesn't have anything immediately to say to that. Frenchie had a point. He was kind of wasting things away, but he didn't really give a damn at the moment]

Fine fine, goodnight.

Forget scorpions. If he's an ass again fill his room with porn.

[antinouswild]

[Enjolras pauses, as if he's actually surprised he didn't get a harsh reply. He shrugs.]

Goodnight.