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[See Deadpool sitting beside a fire in an old looking room, with a fancy chair. There is some classical music playing, some few may recognize it from Masterpiece theatre He sits with a pipe in hand, his mask lifted enough to draw a bit of smoke from it, and puff it out.]

Friends, today I ask a simple question. Before I do, I would advise all those under the age of seventeen to turn off your NVs, or otherwise disregard this information.

[Pause for a moment]

Now then, for the rest of you folks. A brief survey in matters most personal. What I would like to confirm is the prevalence of satisfaction via oral, something which is practiced amongst most, if not all individuals who enjoy a good romp I would say. For those of you who are less sophisticated I am referring to the blow job and or eating out slash cunnilingus in the case of those of female orientation. Of course, feel free to be as private or public as you wish in this endeavor.

[He takes another puff of his pipe]

Remember folks, this is for the education of the port as a whole.

[And so the feed ends]

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You'd brag about it otherwise.

[He leans on one hand and looks at him. You ain't fooling no one son. ]

I-

[Can he really say he wouldn't? Really?]

No one would believe me if I bragged about it.

Doesn't stop people from bragging. After all, as long as you've planted a seed that something may have happened, you've won.

[Enjoy these lessons in Deadpool logic]

[He's listening.]

Then they'd start to wonder...

[Piecing it together.]

if I'm someone who has sex and...

[You can almost hear the wheels turning.]

want to have sex with me themselves?

[A pause for a moment]

Bit of a stretch, but couldn't hurt.

It can't be any worse than it already is.

Yes well, anything is better then nothing I suppose.

[Maybe he'll be nice and send you a hooker or something]

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