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[the_dead_pool2]

[See Deadpool sitting beside a fire in an old looking room, with a fancy chair. There is some classical music playing, some few may recognize it from Masterpiece theatre He sits with a pipe in hand, his mask lifted enough to draw a bit of smoke from it, and puff it out.]

Friends, today I ask a simple question. Before I do, I would advise all those under the age of seventeen to turn off your NVs, or otherwise disregard this information.


[Pause for a moment]

Now then, for the rest of you folks. A brief survey in matters most personal. What I would like to confirm is the prevalence of satisfaction via oral, something which is practiced amongst most, if not all individuals who enjoy a good romp I would say. For those of you who are less sophisticated I am referring to the blow job and or eating out slash cunnilingus in the case of those of female orientation. Of course, feel free to be as private or public as you wish in this endeavor.

[He takes another puff of his pipe]

Remember folks, this is for the education of the port as a whole.

[And so the feed ends]

Comments

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[twin_armageddons]

You are truly being a martyr for a noble cause.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Yes, thank you. Just the kinda guy I am.

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[twin_armageddons]

It'th not really a thing for trollth, and definitely not for kithmeth- kismesis [GDI 's' sounds]

I mean have you theen our fangth?

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[the_dead_pool2]

You do have tongues though, right? I mean those can be pretty useful all in all. Just because it is oral sex, doesn't mean everything has to be in your mouth or whatever.

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[twin_armageddons]

[Nope this conversation is not happening.]

Okay. I'm going to block you now.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Awesome, that is a hundred points for me.

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[twin_armageddons]

Actually you are getting two hundred "fuck no" pointth from me. Creep.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Well sufferin succotash what an excellent bonus there, Sylvester.

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[twin_armageddons]

Uh, what?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Its ok, you poor deprived alien thing. One day you'll... one day.

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[twin_armageddons]

Okay dude. Have fun continuing to chathe all the ladieth well away from your quadranth.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Thanks. Have fun predicting the future and failing to do anything.

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[twin_armageddons]

You- [Wait hang on! That sounds exactly like what he will be doing.]

What did you thay?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Have fun predicting the future and failing to do anything? You starting to develop hearing problems too? Life is rough for you. You may want to consult a physician.

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[twin_armageddons]

Uh, I thinnk you;ll find you have no idea what you're talking about, tho fuck off back to your weird sex dithcussion. [aka he is actually weirded out at being told that.]