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Who the hell do they get to write the horoscopes? This shit is ridiculous. Look:

[Port, he's finally learned how to do multimedia messages without breaking everything. Isn't that amazing?]

You're once again a creature of genius and romance. Sadly, this special intensity rarely lasts for more than a few days at a time. Don't worry, though, because your love light flickers off and on all throughout the week. Expect overwhelming high points near mid-week. Maybe knowing this will help you between peaks when your heart sinks to subterranean levels. Your emotions enter more rational territory after Wednesday, when the distance between wishes and ability wobbles toward a reasonable balance.

Where in the hell do people get this?

[Nope not in denial about his horoscope at all, no sir.]

If they're gonna keep publishing this shit, at least make it entertaining. Weekly World News unbelievable, at least, not this crystals and true love crap.

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Your horoscope doesn't seem too bad.

Not my horoscope. I just picked out the worst one.

[He sounds so convincing, John almost believes it himself.

But really, it was the worst one.]

Why? We can all read it on our own.

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I like my horoscope. I'm gonna try to live my life like an Aries.

[ He's gonna ignore your swearing, old man, 'cause it's rude anyway. ]

Edited 2012-08-28 02:42 (UTC)

[Dammit, he always forgets about the kids on the network.]

Horoscopes aren't what you want to follow for a life model, kid. You're better off with celebrities and firemen, or whatever kids like now.

But I'm born an Aries, I always lived my life as one.

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You pay attention to that stuff?

Only when I'm desperate for something to read.

[Bathroom reading, basically.]

Mine never come true either. Horoscopes are meant to be vague and unhelpful anyway.

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[hey again]

The better question is why you're reading it.

[And look who's decided to join the rest of us.]

Welcome back to the world of the living, man.

One version of it.

Have you replaced me yet?

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Horoscopes aren't all hoodoo. You know that.

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'Course they are.

What? You don't like being called a creature of romance?

[Oh, that smirk.]

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I myself have little interest in the telling of fortunes. There is often certain truths from them though.

[Oh hey, its the guy who is training your wife]

These aren't fortunes though. These are pieces of crap someone got paid to pull out of thin air. I've known fortune tellers who's have a damn fit over this.

[Though they'd also have fits at being called "fortune tellers", but they're not here right now, are they?]

I see, so why the concern over them?

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The stars they say -- Plus the bottom of many coffee mugs.

Did you just read me a fortune cookie or was that supposed to mean something?

I was answering your question.

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I don't know about that. Mine was pretty great.

And I'm sure it'll come true just for you.

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Uh-- "Subterranean levels?" You okay?

Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?

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