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[failedparenting]

Who the hell do they get to write the horoscopes? This shit is ridiculous. Look:

[Port, he's finally learned how to do multimedia messages without breaking everything. Isn't that amazing?]

You're once again a creature of genius and romance. Sadly, this special intensity rarely lasts for more than a few days at a time. Don't worry, though, because your love light flickers off and on all throughout the week. Expect overwhelming high points near mid-week. Maybe knowing this will help you between peaks when your heart sinks to subterranean levels. Your emotions enter more rational territory after Wednesday, when the distance between wishes and ability wobbles toward a reasonable balance.

Where in the hell do people get this?

[Nope not in denial about his horoscope at all, no sir.]

If they're gonna keep publishing this shit, at least make it entertaining. Weekly World News unbelievable, at least, not this crystals and true love crap.

Comments

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[failedparenting]

No. Nancy Drew's for girls, so you need to read the Hardy Boys.

[You precocious little asshole.]

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[therightchoice]

Would this place even have them?

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[failedparenting]

Got to. They're old as hell.

[LIKE YOU, JOHN.]

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[therightchoice]

Like the Andy Griffin show? My dad likes to watch that show sometimes.

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[failedparenting]

Griffith. Andy Griffith. And yeah, I guess it is. Might be older, actually,