008 {Video}

[failedparenting]

Who the hell do they get to write the horoscopes? This shit is ridiculous. Look:

[Port, he's finally learned how to do multimedia messages without breaking everything. Isn't that amazing?]

You're once again a creature of genius and romance. Sadly, this special intensity rarely lasts for more than a few days at a time. Don't worry, though, because your love light flickers off and on all throughout the week. Expect overwhelming high points near mid-week. Maybe knowing this will help you between peaks when your heart sinks to subterranean levels. Your emotions enter more rational territory after Wednesday, when the distance between wishes and ability wobbles toward a reasonable balance.

Where in the hell do people get this?

[Nope not in denial about his horoscope at all, no sir.]

If they're gonna keep publishing this shit, at least make it entertaining. Weekly World News unbelievable, at least, not this crystals and true love crap.

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[failedparenting]

Yeah, well sometimes I can't be fuc- wait, years?

[He spent years on the outside? Christ.]

You poor bastard. It hasn't been long since you up and disappeared, too.

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[bigandbad]

So I've gathered. [he goes around the armchair, only to plop down in it] It was long enough for me to start a family. What do you have to drink?

[god he hopes there's something.]

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[failedparenting]

Holy shit.

[John can't even imagine how that would be like, to get out of here and make settle yourself down, only to be pulled back.]

I put everything up over the sink. You take whatever you want. Sounds like you need it.