failedparenting: (15: You're a fucking idiot)
John Winchester ([personal profile] failedparenting) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-08-27 10:07 pm

008 {Video}

Who the hell do they get to write the horoscopes? This shit is ridiculous. Look:

[Port, he's finally learned how to do multimedia messages without breaking everything. Isn't that amazing?]

You're once again a creature of genius and romance. Sadly, this special intensity rarely lasts for more than a few days at a time. Don't worry, though, because your love light flickers off and on all throughout the week. Expect overwhelming high points near mid-week. Maybe knowing this will help you between peaks when your heart sinks to subterranean levels. Your emotions enter more rational territory after Wednesday, when the distance between wishes and ability wobbles toward a reasonable balance.


Where in the hell do people get this?

[Nope not in denial about his horoscope at all, no sir.]

If they're gonna keep publishing this shit, at least make it entertaining. Weekly World News unbelievable, at least, not this crystals and true love crap.
blondejokes: (unscathed)

voice

[personal profile] blondejokes 2012-08-28 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Your horoscope doesn't seem too bad.
blondejokes: (verbose)

voice

[personal profile] blondejokes 2012-08-28 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Why? We can all read it on our own.
blondejokes: (emasculate)

Re: voice

[personal profile] blondejokes 2012-08-28 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Then there was no reason to just give us a horoscope that we could have read on our own.

[ She's a little difficult, oops. ]
blondejokes: (annoyed ] biggest waste of time)

Re: voice

[personal profile] blondejokes 2012-08-28 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Enlightening us with information we already knew.

[ No, no... it's not a question. ]
blondejokes: (verbose)

voice

[personal profile] blondejokes 2012-08-28 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
What makes you think that? [ Jumping to conclusions, John! ]