failedparenting: (15: You're a fucking idiot)
John Winchester ([personal profile] failedparenting) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-08-27 10:07 pm

008 {Video}

Who the hell do they get to write the horoscopes? This shit is ridiculous. Look:

[Port, he's finally learned how to do multimedia messages without breaking everything. Isn't that amazing?]

You're once again a creature of genius and romance. Sadly, this special intensity rarely lasts for more than a few days at a time. Don't worry, though, because your love light flickers off and on all throughout the week. Expect overwhelming high points near mid-week. Maybe knowing this will help you between peaks when your heart sinks to subterranean levels. Your emotions enter more rational territory after Wednesday, when the distance between wishes and ability wobbles toward a reasonable balance.


Where in the hell do people get this?

[Nope not in denial about his horoscope at all, no sir.]

If they're gonna keep publishing this shit, at least make it entertaining. Weekly World News unbelievable, at least, not this crystals and true love crap.
ellen_harvelle: (Seriously?)

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[personal profile] ellen_harvelle 2012-08-28 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Horoscopes aren't all hoodoo. You know that.
Edited (werds, how they werk?) 2012-08-28 03:19 (UTC)
ellen_harvelle: (smirk)

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[personal profile] ellen_harvelle 2012-08-29 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
What? You don't like being called a creature of romance?

[Oh, that smirk.]
ellen_harvelle: (boys)

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[personal profile] ellen_harvelle 2012-08-29 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Sigh, Ellen just lets it go.]

Of course not. But horoscopes are about as accurate as any other predictions of the future.