008 {Video}

[failedparenting]

Who the hell do they get to write the horoscopes? This shit is ridiculous. Look:

[Port, he's finally learned how to do multimedia messages without breaking everything. Isn't that amazing?]

You're once again a creature of genius and romance. Sadly, this special intensity rarely lasts for more than a few days at a time. Don't worry, though, because your love light flickers off and on all throughout the week. Expect overwhelming high points near mid-week. Maybe knowing this will help you between peaks when your heart sinks to subterranean levels. Your emotions enter more rational territory after Wednesday, when the distance between wishes and ability wobbles toward a reasonable balance.

Where in the hell do people get this?

[Nope not in denial about his horoscope at all, no sir.]

If they're gonna keep publishing this shit, at least make it entertaining. Weekly World News unbelievable, at least, not this crystals and true love crap.

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[voice]

[rapturescreed]

You pay attention to that stuff?

[voice]

[failedparenting]

Only when I'm desperate for something to read.

[Bathroom reading, basically.]

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

Mine never come true either. Horoscopes are meant to be vague and unhelpful anyway.

[voice]

[failedparenting]

I know it, not like I buy into that crap. They could stand to be entertaining, though.

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

You're not entertained?

People wouldn't read them if all they predicted was death and tragedy.

[voice]

[failedparenting]

'S not what I mean.

The way I see it, I know it's all bullshit anyway, why not make it weird as hell?

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

"The orbit of Jupiter is sliding into the house of Mercury, which may cause you to believe the entire universe is a uniform shade of pink."

[voice]

[failedparenting]

Now that's more like it.

[wow, and he actually laughs too.]