video + text

[greenshift]

[ The video feed switches on, revealing a room at the starter apartments - a bedroom, actually, which is mostly apparent because one can see parts of a bed, including a lump under the blankets and a head of tousled blonde hair poking out. But never mind that, because the video gets adjusted to focus in on a thirteen year old girl with black hair who is sitting on said bed and who'll be familiar to some of you. She gives the feed a look, and...starts to type. Well, okay, guess she doesn't want to wake the other girl. ]

:|

[ Let's hazard a guess that she's not very happy right now. ]

i was going to talk about these pretty new bracelets i bought today!
i was looking for something else, but they were really cute so i bought some
except.............
theres been a mix up and im pretty sure its because of someone whose name starts with d and ends with strider!!!!!!!!!
>:(

[ She gives the camera a seriously unamused look and then angles it to a pile of rubber bracelets on the bedspread! There are a few that were apparently somehow saved from a certain boy's scourge, and they're all cute and flower-shaped and stuff, and then some are just. Really. Unfortunate. Seriously, what the hell company made those terrible knock-offs shaped into inappropriate insults??? The feed turns back to her and then she types again. ]

also i want to know if anyone knows where i can find a good store of uranium!!
ive been looking around but i couldnt find anything
and i dont know how to power my cookalizer without it
a lot of people hadnt even HEARD of a cookalizer before!!!!
so i had to try to make one myself from the microwave :/
but i wont know if it works until i have something for it to run on
so id really appreciate it if anyone can help

[ She pauses in her typing, looks back at her fingers on the keyboard, one of which has a bit of yellow string tied around it, and frowns thoughtfully (sort of blankly, even). She starts to type something, backspaces, then ends the feed. ]

Comments

[rehashes]

hahaha
nice bracelets harley
pretty fitting if i do say so myself

[ THE CULPRIT EMERGES ]

[greenshift]

[ YOU ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD ]

dave!!!!!
its not funny :|
what happened to all the pretty ones i found????

[plushrumpus]

sweet jesus mary and joseph.
dibs on pimp daddy.

[rehashes]

hell yes i knew youd go for that one

[greenshift]

[ WHY IS SHE FRIENDS WITH YOU PEOPLE ]

im not giving any to anyone so you can take your dibs right back!!!!!

[gunsling]

If you find a supplier let me know.
Ive been having one hell of a time lately with that exact problem!

yeah jade fancy that

[greenshift]

you are???
i was hoping you might know something :(
youd think people dont use uranium for their electronics or something!!

[video]

[murasamia]

[ What's that? Her friend is sleeping and she should be quiet? ]

Hey, Jade!! What's shakin'?! You're gonna have to count me with those other twits, 'cause I got no idea what a cookalizer is, amiga.

[ Typical. ]

TEXT

[greenshift]

shhh!!!!!!!!
im trying to be quiet because rose is still sleeping
she must be really tired :/

[crowsicle]

oh my fucking god
jade im coming over right now
i was already thinking of changing my name to drrrty slut this is just divine affirmation
its written in the stars
i need that bracelet on my body like a ten dollar hooker

[greenshift]

[ why is she friends with you people!!!!! ]

no you dont!!!!
and dont come over now, rose is sleeping and im sure she needs her rest :/

[ THEN WHY ARE YOU CREEPING ON HER JADE ]

[roboshades]

You're serious about not being able to find any?

[This...Kind of puts a kink in his plans :\]

[greenshift]

none at all!!!
i dont know how im supposed to get this cookalizer to work without any :/
if there was at least a little bit, thatd be one thing

video;

[motioned]

[Just. Ignoring those bracelets.]

What's uranium?

text!!!!

[greenshift]

shhhhhhh
rose is sleeping!!!
uranium is an element

text;

[acclimatized]

I think it's unlikely you are going to find any, Jade.

text;

[greenshift]

really???

[bestie]

hapy st paddys day greenbean
had a nice nite???
winkwinkownk
*wnnk
*wink w/e

[No, she is not bothering to read everything else that's been said already :| Too drunk.]

LMFAO

[greenshift]

......
it
sure sounds like youve had one!

:|

[aggrievance]

[...People don't expect to wake up and see their bed covered in obscene silly bandz, Jade.

As well as having someone sitting on their bed.]

Jade?

:D

[greenshift]

[ Have a smile! ]

Oh! Good morning, Rose.

text;

[brigadeleader]

canada-hater right? but those are pretty funny! good for him

also
uranium sounds kind of like
overkill jade

text;

[greenshift]

yes dave :p
nooo theyre stupid
the ones i had before were so cute :(
also its not like im going to irradiate my food or anything!!
that would be ridiculous and dangerous

text; belatedly BUT HERE

[sharp]

[ if it wasn't for the green text, she would almost wonder if this was the Doctor. ]

A cookalizer...

I hope you're not going to be cooking food with uranium.

text; EVEN MORE BELATEDLY

[greenshift]

thats....
exactly what im going to be doing :D

[ACTION YO]

[vestalvogue]

[Kanaya has been curiously sorting through the bands, completely unsure as to what half of this means.]

Bitchin' tits?

[ACTION YO]

[greenshift]

[ KANAYA NO ]

This is so stupid! The pile of them I got before was so much better.