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[greenshift]

[ The video feed switches on, revealing a room at the starter apartments - a bedroom, actually, which is mostly apparent because one can see parts of a bed, including a lump under the blankets and a head of tousled blonde hair poking out. But never mind that, because the video gets adjusted to focus in on a thirteen year old girl with black hair who is sitting on said bed and who'll be familiar to some of you. She gives the feed a look, and...starts to type. Well, okay, guess she doesn't want to wake the other girl. ]

:|

[ Let's hazard a guess that she's not very happy right now. ]

i was going to talk about these pretty new bracelets i bought today!
i was looking for something else, but they were really cute so i bought some
except.............
theres been a mix up and im pretty sure its because of someone whose name starts with d and ends with strider!!!!!!!!!
>:(

[ She gives the camera a seriously unamused look and then angles it to a pile of rubber bracelets on the bedspread! There are a few that were apparently somehow saved from a certain boy's scourge, and they're all cute and flower-shaped and stuff, and then some are just. Really. Unfortunate. Seriously, what the hell company made those terrible knock-offs shaped into inappropriate insults??? The feed turns back to her and then she types again. ]

also i want to know if anyone knows where i can find a good store of uranium!!
ive been looking around but i couldnt find anything
and i dont know how to power my cookalizer without it
a lot of people hadnt even HEARD of a cookalizer before!!!!
so i had to try to make one myself from the microwave :/
but i wont know if it works until i have something for it to run on
so id really appreciate it if anyone can help

[ She pauses in her typing, looks back at her fingers on the keyboard, one of which has a bit of yellow string tied around it, and frowns thoughtfully (sort of blankly, even). She starts to type something, backspaces, then ends the feed. ]

Comments

[plushrumpus]

there any that say bottom bitch or daddys girl.

[rehashes]

there is definitely a daddys girl in there somewhere
i was gonna give that to rose

[plushrumpus]

[... christ, Dave.]

fair enough.
if i see bottom bitch though youre fucking wearing it.

[rehashes]

i dunno i feel like there are other more bespectacled losers here that could wear a title like that a lot better than me
cough jake cough

[greenshift]

dave!!!!
dont talk about jake like that

[rehashes]

oh come on hes a big kid he can handle it
hence being the bottom bitch

[plushrumpus]

no.
im pretty sure you deserve the title.

[Do you even know what "bottom bitch" means, Dave.]

[rehashes]

[ he assumes he does but

no ]

ok thats fine i guess
jakes got enough anyway i mean i did pick out like five of them underlining his most notable features
ie his buck teeth and flagrant inability to pick up chicks

[plushrumpus]

[Maybe it's time he learn before toting around that title, then.]

how conveniently specific.

[rehashes]

[ how about no ]

i know its like these bracelets were MADE for us

[plushrumpus]

[Dude, he's not going to have Dave going around saying he's his big bro's "bottom bitch" without knowing what it means and that it's just a joke. He doesn't need the Canadian CPS on his ass.]

point one for canada.

[gunsling]

Excuse you????

[rehashes]

hahahaha

[ HE HAS LOST HIS ABILITY TO CAN ]

[gunsling]

[ MOMENTARY HATE. ]

Ill have you know i have absolutely no problems where young women are concerned!

[ Well... he does, but not the problems that Dave is suggesting he has. ]

[rehashes]

yeah sure thing casanova whatever you say
you dont gotta get defensive theyre just bracelets dude

[gunsling]

Im just setting the record straight here.
Since you apparently wanted to label me a bottom bitch.
Whatever that even means!
Nothing flattering im sure.

[plushrumpus]

[oh my fucking god kill him he can't handle all these teenagers.]

bullshit.
its pretty much only the highest title you can bestow upon a person.
only the pimp daddy can do it.
but hey if you dont want it either i guess ill look elsewhere.

[gunsling]

You can look elsewhere i dont want it!

[plushrumpus]

ouch.
well. your loss.

[gunsling]

As broken up about it as im sure you are about the whole thing i have full faith in your ability to find someone else to take the title.

[plushrumpus]

damn right you do.
being the pimp daddy is a title you gotta earn too yknow.

[gunsling]

Ive heard its not easy.
Im sure the case of colorful characters that are undoubtably in your employment are very happy.

[greenshift]

shoosh im being serious!!

[rehashes]

oh come on its not like im being a bully on the playground at school
im not about to punch him in the dick and steal his lunch money
its all in good fun nobodys getting hurt here

[greenshift]

i know but you could still be nicer!
ive been telling him about my friends for a while
so course i want you guys to get along