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jαde нαrley ❄ ɢαrdeɴɢɴoѕтιc ([personal profile] greenshift) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-17 10:56 am

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[ The video feed switches on, revealing a room at the starter apartments - a bedroom, actually, which is mostly apparent because one can see parts of a bed, including a lump under the blankets and a head of tousled blonde hair poking out. But never mind that, because the video gets adjusted to focus in on a thirteen year old girl with black hair who is sitting on said bed and who'll be familiar to some of you. She gives the feed a look, and...starts to type. Well, okay, guess she doesn't want to wake the other girl. ]

:|

[ Let's hazard a guess that she's not very happy right now. ]

i was going to talk about these pretty new bracelets i bought today!
i was looking for something else, but they were really cute so i bought some
except.............
theres been a mix up and im pretty sure its because of someone whose name starts with d and ends with strider!!!!!!!!!
>:(


[ She gives the camera a seriously unamused look and then angles it to a pile of rubber bracelets on the bedspread! There are a few that were apparently somehow saved from a certain boy's scourge, and they're all cute and flower-shaped and stuff, and then some are just. Really. Unfortunate. Seriously, what the hell company made those terrible knock-offs shaped into inappropriate insults??? The feed turns back to her and then she types again. ]

also i want to know if anyone knows where i can find a good store of uranium!!
ive been looking around but i couldnt find anything
and i dont know how to power my cookalizer without it
a lot of people hadnt even HEARD of a cookalizer before!!!!
so i had to try to make one myself from the microwave :/
but i wont know if it works until i have something for it to run on
so id really appreciate it if anyone can help


[ She pauses in her typing, looks back at her fingers on the keyboard, one of which has a bit of yellow string tied around it, and frowns thoughtfully (sort of blankly, even). She starts to type something, backspaces, then ends the feed. ]
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[personal profile] rehashes 2012-03-17 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha
nice bracelets harley
pretty fitting if i do say so myself


[ THE CULPRIT EMERGES ]
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[personal profile] rehashes 2012-03-17 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ no he feels awesome ]

i dunno theyre probably lost to the canadian elements by now
cold and alone and still in the bin where you found them while these way more awesome ones got to hitch a ride to a new home
its a touching story of acceptance and open mindedness harley you cant even get upset about this
thatd just be heartless
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[personal profile] rehashes 2012-03-17 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
oh no way dont do that those ones are the picks of the litter
did you even look at them theyre perfect for everyone
you cant just give away everybodys gifts thats fucking rude
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[personal profile] rehashes 2012-03-17 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
plenty of people would want a gift like that
i mean come on theyre bracelets that describe you thats pretty neat
you should show kanaya the ones for her i bet shed love them completely unironically
ps those are the ones that say "dominatrix" and "mistress" btw
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
sweet jesus mary and joseph.
dibs on pimp daddy.
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[personal profile] rehashes 2012-03-17 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
hell yes i knew youd go for that one
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
oh honey you shouldnt have.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
what.
why.
you actually gonna wear those.
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[personal profile] rehashes 2012-03-17 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
no way shes definitely both of those things
maybe she should have the "hot bitch' one too even though i was gonna take that one myself
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[personal profile] rehashes 2012-03-17 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
what can i say
i know whats good for you
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[personal profile] rehashes 2012-03-17 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
you cant tell me theyre not at least a LITTLE funny
not even one microscopic amount of funny
one rogue giggles worth behind the back of a dainty maidens hand
not even worth the tiny titter of a very shy child???
seriously
come on
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
sure we cant work something out.
like compensation.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
there any that say bottom bitch or daddys girl.
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[personal profile] rehashes 2012-03-17 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
well
that is your opinion and youre entitled to be wrong about it
in the meantime however it is the second coming of christmas for some people so dont be a goddamn scrooge
put your "sexy mama" and "fine ass tramp" bracelets on and start handing out presents
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[personal profile] rehashes 2012-03-17 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
there is definitely a daddys girl in there somewhere
i was gonna give that to rose
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[... christ, Dave.]

fair enough.
if i see bottom bitch though youre fucking wearing it.

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