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sirenspull2012-03-17 10:56 am
greenshift) wrote in sirenspull2012-03-17 10:56 am
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[ The video feed switches on, revealing a room at the starter apartments - a bedroom, actually, which is mostly apparent because one can see parts of a bed, including a lump under the blankets and a head of tousled blonde hair poking out. But never mind that, because the video gets adjusted to focus in on a thirteen year old girl with black hair who is sitting on said bed and who'll be familiar to some of you. She gives the feed a look, and...starts to type. Well, okay, guess she doesn't want to wake the other girl. ]
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[ Let's hazard a guess that she's not very happy right now. ]
i was going to talk about these pretty new bracelets i bought today!
i was looking for something else, but they were really cute so i bought some
except.............
theres been a mix up and im pretty sure its because of someone whose name starts with d and ends with strider!!!!!!!!!
>:(
[ She gives the camera a seriously unamused look and then angles it to a pile of rubber bracelets on the bedspread! There are a few that were apparently somehow saved from a certain boy's scourge, and they're all cute and flower-shaped and stuff, and then some are just. Really. Unfortunate. Seriously, what the hell company made those terrible knock-offs shaped into inappropriate insults??? The feed turns back to her and then she types again. ]
also i want to know if anyone knows where i can find a good store of uranium!!
ive been looking around but i couldnt find anything
and i dont know how to power my cookalizer without it
a lot of people hadnt even HEARD of a cookalizer before!!!!
so i had to try to make one myself from the microwave :/
but i wont know if it works until i have something for it to run on
so id really appreciate it if anyone can help
[ She pauses in her typing, looks back at her fingers on the keyboard, one of which has a bit of yellow string tied around it, and frowns thoughtfully (sort of blankly, even). She starts to type something, backspaces, then ends the feed. ]
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[ Let's hazard a guess that she's not very happy right now. ]
i was going to talk about these pretty new bracelets i bought today!
i was looking for something else, but they were really cute so i bought some
except.............
theres been a mix up and im pretty sure its because of someone whose name starts with d and ends with strider!!!!!!!!!
>:(
[ She gives the camera a seriously unamused look and then angles it to a pile of rubber bracelets on the bedspread! There are a few that were apparently somehow saved from a certain boy's scourge, and they're all cute and flower-shaped and stuff, and then some are just. Really. Unfortunate. Seriously, what the hell company made those terrible knock-offs shaped into inappropriate insults??? The feed turns back to her and then she types again. ]
also i want to know if anyone knows where i can find a good store of uranium!!
ive been looking around but i couldnt find anything
and i dont know how to power my cookalizer without it
a lot of people hadnt even HEARD of a cookalizer before!!!!
so i had to try to make one myself from the microwave :/
but i wont know if it works until i have something for it to run on
so id really appreciate it if anyone can help
[ She pauses in her typing, looks back at her fingers on the keyboard, one of which has a bit of yellow string tied around it, and frowns thoughtfully (sort of blankly, even). She starts to type something, backspaces, then ends the feed. ]
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dave!!!!!
its not funny :|
what happened to all the pretty ones i found????
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i dunno theyre probably lost to the canadian elements by now
cold and alone and still in the bin where you found them while these way more awesome ones got to hitch a ride to a new home
its a touching story of acceptance and open mindedness harley you cant even get upset about this
thatd just be heartless
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they can hitch a ride back to the store!!!!
which is where im going really soon to get rid of them
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did you even look at them theyre perfect for everyone
you cant just give away everybodys gifts thats fucking rude
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thats how i know theyre rude enough as it is :|
omg i cant give them to anyone
nobody would even want a gift like that
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i mean come on theyre bracelets that describe you thats pretty neat
you should show kanaya the ones for her i bet shed love them completely unironically
ps those are the ones that say "dominatrix" and "mistress" btw
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maybe she should have the "hot bitch' one too even though i was gonna take that one myself
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not even one microscopic amount of funny
one rogue giggles worth behind the back of a dainty maidens hand
not even worth the tiny titter of a very shy child???
seriously
come on
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that is your opinion and youre entitled to be wrong about it
in the meantime however it is the second coming of christmas for some people so dont be a goddamn scrooge
put your "sexy mama" and "fine ass tramp" bracelets on and start handing out presents
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where did you even find ones like this???
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now i know exactly where to return them and dont have to go looking for the store
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if you dont want them just give them to me and ill be the santa who can take a joke jesus
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dude what did you even say to bro he just kicked my ass and stole fifty bucks from me
what the hell way to be a complete judas
its not like im not already broke out the ass from paying for three people to eat all my shit and live in my house and not pay me back
they were just bracelets
christ
[ that's what all that background screaming was about. ]
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omg calm down i didnt say anything except id give them to him if he paid me back so i can pay back kanaya