sirenspull | video + text

[ The video feed switches on, revealing a room at the starter apartments - a bedroom, actually, which is mostly apparent because one can see parts of a bed, including a lump under the blankets and a head of tousled blonde hair poking out. But never mind that, because the video gets adjusted to focus in on a thirteen year old girl with black hair who is sitting on said bed and who'll be familiar to some of you. She gives the feed a look, and...starts to type. Well, okay, guess she doesn't want to wake the other girl. ]

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[ Let's hazard a guess that she's not very happy right now. ]

i was going to talk about these pretty new bracelets i bought today!
i was looking for something else, but they were really cute so i bought some
except.............
theres been a mix up and im pretty sure its because of someone whose name starts with d and ends with strider!!!!!!!!!
>:(

[ She gives the camera a seriously unamused look and then angles it to a pile of rubber bracelets on the bedspread! There are a few that were apparently somehow saved from a certain boy's scourge, and they're all cute and flower-shaped and stuff, and then some are just. Really. Unfortunate. Seriously, what the hell company made those terrible knock-offs shaped into inappropriate insults??? The feed turns back to her and then she types again. ]

also i want to know if anyone knows where i can find a good store of uranium!!
ive been looking around but i couldnt find anything
and i dont know how to power my cookalizer without it
a lot of people hadnt even HEARD of a cookalizer before!!!!
so i had to try to make one myself from the microwave :/
but i wont know if it works until i have something for it to run on
so id really appreciate it if anyone can help

[ She pauses in her typing, looks back at her fingers on the keyboard, one of which has a bit of yellow string tied around it, and frowns thoughtfully (sort of blankly, even). She starts to type something, backspaces, then ends the feed. ]

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yes with uranium
dont worry its fine
my dog used to like his steaks irradiated
so i needed something really powerful
and suitable for nuclear reactions :p

Nuclear reactions?! Hang on. I'm not a scientist or anything, but that's generally something you want to avoid!

oh no theyre perfectly safe as long as theyre occurring in a controlled way!
and kept separately from your food

Oh. But what's wrong with just using a microwave? Or a stove?

they dont work very well when i try to use them :////

Are you sure you're using them right?

[ does she need to give you cooking lessons, jade? ]

maaaaaaaybe

[ yes please ]

That means you don't, right?

Maaaaaaaybe you should have somebody teach you. You know, in case the uranium doesn't work out.

shoooosh
thats probably a good idea >__>;

[ what are these faces even, jade. ]

Let me know. I'm pretty handy with a stove. I learned when I was just a kid, too.

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