sirenspull | video + text

[ The video feed switches on, revealing a room at the starter apartments - a bedroom, actually, which is mostly apparent because one can see parts of a bed, including a lump under the blankets and a head of tousled blonde hair poking out. But never mind that, because the video gets adjusted to focus in on a thirteen year old girl with black hair who is sitting on said bed and who'll be familiar to some of you. She gives the feed a look, and...starts to type. Well, okay, guess she doesn't want to wake the other girl. ]

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[ Let's hazard a guess that she's not very happy right now. ]

i was going to talk about these pretty new bracelets i bought today!
i was looking for something else, but they were really cute so i bought some
except.............
theres been a mix up and im pretty sure its because of someone whose name starts with d and ends with strider!!!!!!!!!
>:(

[ She gives the camera a seriously unamused look and then angles it to a pile of rubber bracelets on the bedspread! There are a few that were apparently somehow saved from a certain boy's scourge, and they're all cute and flower-shaped and stuff, and then some are just. Really. Unfortunate. Seriously, what the hell company made those terrible knock-offs shaped into inappropriate insults??? The feed turns back to her and then she types again. ]

also i want to know if anyone knows where i can find a good store of uranium!!
ive been looking around but i couldnt find anything
and i dont know how to power my cookalizer without it
a lot of people hadnt even HEARD of a cookalizer before!!!!
so i had to try to make one myself from the microwave :/
but i wont know if it works until i have something for it to run on
so id really appreciate it if anyone can help

[ She pauses in her typing, looks back at her fingers on the keyboard, one of which has a bit of yellow string tied around it, and frowns thoughtfully (sort of blankly, even). She starts to type something, backspaces, then ends the feed. ]

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hahaha well if you do i might break in and change them again! how is a cookalizer different from a microwave it sounds better maybe i'd make my own cookalizer or maybe a giant funbomb

noooo dont do that :|
it is better
its a looot better actually
theyre small and portable and a lot easier to use
and a lot more effective
they just use a lot of energy
which is probably because you can irradiate food and stuff with them
and also they use atomic power which is definitely the best!!!

hahahaahaahaha :D so you ARE going to irradiate food with it! how is a microwave hard to use exactly you put it in and you press buttons though yes atomic power that's better

i dont eat irradiated food, that would be ridiculous
bec used to like his steaks lightly irradiated
so it was important that my cookalizer could do that!
but you never know when you might need to irradiate something
so i think to be safe itd be better to have it
the microwaves buttons are really weird and not intuitive at all >:(
to be honest i dont know why youd use any other kinds of energy if you can use the power of the atom

Edited 2012-03-30 20:58 (UTC)

who the heck is beck? why would he like steaks irradiated? is it a radiation monster?????? anyway it seems pretty counterintuitive to say that to be safe you need to have radiation like you should have some way of de-irradiating it that would be "to be safe" what's not intuitive about a microwave's buttons? theres time and then there's start and that'spretty much it anyway everything comes from atoms anyway!

its not beck, its bec!!!
short for becquerel
he was my dog, geez!
shoooosh :p
but there are all those other weird buttons too
and the settings dont make sense
hehehe thats true
but its not all atomic energy

oh okay becq weird name for a dog is it like a cockerel? what other buttons? like the presets? i mean yeah those are pointless but all you need to know is the other ones and like high low medium how can you understand alchemiteispkdokdpoc and not this?

bec!!!
and shoosh its a great name for a dog
henri becquerel is one of the people who discovered radioactivity
he shared a nobel prize with marie curie and her husband for it
and a becquerel is also a unit of radioactivity
why would you keep pointless buttons on your microwave to start with??
using an alchemiter is complicated but its definitely not this complicated :p
especially with my pictionary modus

so bce is a good name for a human scientist, but not a dog. maybe a dog scientist! they're not pointless, theyre you know, customizable or whatever. anyway i think the message here is you are weird jade!! pictionary modes or whatever are a lot harder to understand than microwave buttons. that's a promise

maybe BEC was a dog scientist!
and thats why thats his name :o
nope :p
i think the message here is that the technology here is just weird

maybe the mssage should be that ALL technology is weird! your weirdo technology even more! also your weird names for dogs :)

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