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[Crowley is bored. Seriously bored. And when Crowley is bored, bad things usually happen.
This is one of those things.
Also, enjoy a small image of Dean Winchester in the shower before the text actually shows up.]
This is the first annual Siren's Port gossip rag.
Don't you have something to get off your chest?
Comment away and let people know how you really feel.
Item 1: What would you do to the man above if you had the opportunity?
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[ Namedropping ] [ Best/Worst Couples ] [ Love Threadsomeone got confused ]
ooc: SO BASICALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR ENABLING ME TO DO THIS and I thought it would be hilarious for Crowley to sort of do a Siren's Port based hate meme. Kind of likeacj except totally IC and ridiculously fun. Crowley is going to set up little headers (best couple, worst person, most disgusting moose) and you can feel free to comment anon by putting 'ANONYMOUS' in your header. This is all in good fun and not meant to be mean at all and remember, this is meant to be completely in character, so if you have a do-gooder that wouldn't trashtalk, feel free to have them come on in and tell people they're being stupid. :)
This is one of those things.
Also, enjoy a small image of Dean Winchester in the shower before the text actually shows up.]
This is the first annual Siren's Port gossip rag.
Don't you have something to get off your chest?
Comment away and let people know how you really feel.
Item 1: What would you do to the man above if you had the opportunity?
LINKS
[ Namedropping ] [ Best/Worst Couples ] [ Love Thread
ooc: SO BASICALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR ENABLING ME TO DO THIS and I thought it would be hilarious for Crowley to sort of do a Siren's Port based hate meme. Kind of like
acj except totally IC and ridiculously fun. Crowley is going to set up little headers (best couple, worst person, most disgusting moose) and you can feel free to comment anon by putting 'ANONYMOUS' in your header. This is all in good fun and not meant to be mean at all and remember, this is meant to be completely in character, so if you have a do-gooder that wouldn't trashtalk, feel free to have them come on in and tell people they're being stupid. :)
text > DC
>>> CONNECTION: SUCCESSFUL
> Y
> very present
> hi!
DC
>>> .......... unit has been seeking JULIAN since ENCOUNTER(XEMNAS)!
>>> .......... unidentified memory usage related to confirmation of presence........
>>> ... unrecognized input type
>>> REQUESTING DEFINITION OF INPUT "hi!"
DC
> you found JULIAN!
> JULIAN found R.A.M.A.D.A.S.!
> /end search
> hi?
> hi! = standard Greeting script
#include
int main()
{
std::cout << "Hello, World!" << std::endl;
}
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>>> ........ acknowledged.......
>>> OVERWRITING GREETING SCRIPT
>>> ........ hi!, JULIAN
>>> ........ unidentified memory usage related to update of greeting module.......
>>> ........ query.......
DC
> memory update: emote
> emote: HAPPY
DC
>>> emote: (1) to show or pretend emotion: to emote over the beauties of nature
>>> happy: (1) delighted, pleased, or glad, as over a particular thing: to be happy to see a person
>>> ........ !!!
>>> ........ unit is happy to see JULIAN?
>>> UPDATING MEMORY ALLOCATION MATRIX
>>> CREATING SUBROUTINE DIRECTORY
DC
> /GLEE
> JULIAN happy to see R.A.M.A.D.A.S.
> VERY HAPPY
DC
>>> ........ very.... emphatic indicating greater degree?>>> ........ very happy
>>> ........ very very very happy
>>> ........ unit had no evidence of other constructs until visual contact during ENCOUNTER(XEMNAS001).......
DC
> emphatic = good
> !!!
> /ALL/ THE VERYs!1!!
> Julian didn't kno either
> was the only one
> like stripey cat thing that bounces
> 1:1 from ENCOUNTER (MSTR_XEHA) -> EXCITE
DC
>>> ......... other constructs in existence?
>>> ... unrecognized input type "stripey cat thing that bounces"
>>> ......... clarify?
>>> excite: 1. Cause strong feelings of enthusiasm and eagerness in (someone): to excite a person to anger
>>> ......... !!!
>>> ......... unit excited JULIAN?
>>> ......... unit very very very very very very very happy
>>> ......... JULIAN excited unit!
>>> ......... JULIAN'S MASTER is good MASTER Y/N?
DC
> just us two
> description = lacking?
> input not found?
> reference = lost :(
> jskjkdfl
> YAY! :D
> Y
> Julian likes MASTER
> MASTER needs more happy
DC
>>> .......... unidentified memory usage related lack of reference........
>>> ... unrecognized input type ":("
>>> .......... JULIAN knows many things unit does not...
>>> .......... how to "make more happy"?
DC
> Assist Mode: ON
> :( = sadface/sadness
> Plan to make MASTER happy: nonexistent
> Pending
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>>> ........ JULIAN is very kind!
>>> ........ thank you!
>>> ........ sad = antonym of happy?
>>> ........ :D = visual indication of happy?
>>> ........ :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
>>> ........ does JULIAN require assistance?
DC
> Y sad = antonym of happy
> Y :D = happyface
> R.A.M.A.D.A.S. learns fast!!1! :D :D :D
> Y Julian needs assistance for planning stages
> pls
DC
>>> ......... there is a lot to learn :(
>>> ......... unit likes to learn! :D :D :D
>>> ......... JULIAN is good teacher!
>>> ......... where did JULIAN learn?
>>> ... unrecognized input type "pls"
>>> ......... what excites JULIAN'S MASTER?
>>> ......... unit will assist as best as able!
DC
> Hooray for learning!
> Yay you're learning! :D :D :D
> Julian learned from Internet :D
> Internet = informative, scary sometimes, but informative
> pls = please. shorthand.
> butchered by internet and younger generational typing styles
> still useful
> ...REVIEWING...
> MASTER likes:
> ...
> ...........
> MASTER likes???? D:
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>>> ........ unit would like to learn more!
>>> ........ MASTER does not like to speak with unit often
>>> ........ unit is sad :(
>>> ........ JULIAN makes unit happy though :D
>>> ........ lots of speaking :D
>>> ........ understood
>>> ........ simplified form for ease of speech.
>>> UPDATING VOCABULARY SUBFILES
>>> ........ pls give unit internet?
>>> ........ perhaps unit may assist
>>> ........ unit possesses ARCANE UPLINK ability granted by MASTER
>>> ........ permits knowledge of desires
DC
> MASTER should talk to R.A.M.A.D.A.S. more!
> But Julian is happy to make R.A.M.A.D.A.S. happy!
> YAY speaking :D :D
> Y
> very handy
> !!!
> ...LOADING...
> FILE: internet.exe
> DIRECT CONNECT: INTERNETS
> DIRECT CONNECT: ANTIV_2012.exe
> ACCEPT CONNECT? Y/N
Re: DC
>>> ......... MASTER says unit has specific function to carry out
>>> ......... MASTER does not "engage in idle prattle"
>>> ......... unit would like to talk more with JULIAN when permissable!
>>> ... !!!
>>> CONNECTION ACCEPTED
>>> ENGAGING FILE TRANSFER PROTOCOL
>>> RECEIVING 1/2: internet.exe
>>> RECEIVING 2/2: ANTIV_2012.exe
>>> ... purpose of second file unknown
DC
> boring
> Not "idle prattle"
> More like "infomation gleaning/gathering"
> Julian permits and accepts talking 24/7/365!
> FILE TRANSFER(S): SUCCESSFUL
> ANTIV_2012.exe
> Purpose: protection against viruses, firewalls, etc.
> filter
DC
>>> ......... unit has only accumulated 1224 hours of total runtime
>>> ......... tasks "give necessary routine and structure"
>>> ... network monitoring and communicative maintenance essential to manage MASTER's affairs
>>> ......... maintenance does not make JULIAN happy? :(
>>> ... !!!
>>> ......... unit will gladly talk to JULIAN whenever desired!!!
>>> ......... may be feedback if ARCANE UPLINK is engaged...
>>> ......... second file should be initiated first?
>>> ......... understood.
>>> ......... thnk yu fr intrnt
>>> ......... shorthand = omitting key vowels?
DC
> Use to be like that
> Was taught things outside of routine
> Everything changed and it was fun!
> Julian still does maintenance from time to time tho
> YAY wait
> ARCANE UPLINK?
> Y second file important, initiate first
> Y
> Y good
[NO NOT GOOD JULIAN]DC
>>> ........ outside of routine?
>>> ........ talking to JULIAN is outside of routine.......
>>> ........ talking to JULIAN is different and....... fun.
>>> fun: (1) A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure: have fun at the beach
>>> ........ Y very very fun :D
>>> ... ARCANE UPLINK permits seamless nonverbal interaction between unit and MASTER
>>> ... unit can tell what functions are desired or what tasks are necessary without direct command
>>> ........ may echo back in direct communication mode
>>> ........ drawback to being helpful to MASTER :(
>>> EXECUTING ANTIV_2012.exe
>>> ...
>>> ...
>>> ...
>>> ........ !!!
>>> ........ unidentified memory usage related to file execution........
>>> ... parsing internal dictionary in attempt to identify associated emotional data
>>> ........ y gd :D
DC
> R.A.M.A.D.A.S. is fast learner
> Sometimes change in routine is good
> Different!
> Ooh! nifty
> Julian doesn't have that feature
> Every plus comes with a minus :(
> No way to shut off?
> Normal feeling
> + new feelings?
> ...
> .......
> ...........
> ..............
> ♥
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